Don't be giving ideas out, we're not that far from swearing in chants being banned.
There's already big swathes of the ground, anywhere upwards from the 18 yard area at the SS end where 'foul language' is frowned upon.
The first time I took my American bride to be to a City game was a home game against Aston Villa, where we stood on the Kippax.
She didn’t know the songs I was joining in with, but really enjoyed them and the general comments that were flying around… “Get up you fucking pansy!” and the like!
This is a pure as the driven snow Catholic School girl whom I corrupted, starting at age 19!
Anyway, by the middle of the second half, I’m dumbfounded by the fact that she’s joining in with the Kippax in a full-throated rendition of “Fuck off, Villa! Fuck off, Villa!” with a two handed V salute thrown in for good measure!!!
I’m not sure I’d ever heard her say “Fuck” before, let alone at the top of her lungs with “double Vs!”
I just laughed and she turns to me and says, “It’s brilliant this is. I can see why you get into it so much!”
She still barely knows anything about football, but the mere mention of Villa on TV while I’m watching elicits a “Fuck off, Villa” from wherever she is in the house when she hears it!!
Another of her favorites, which was taught to her by one of my siblings is “Red bastards,” which I’ve explained is available for use whenever the United, Liverpool or Arsenal are mentioned!
She literally doesn’t swear unless saying those two things! It’d be a REAL tragedy if I lost those little nuggets from my life!!
However, I have to admit, she didn’t like it when I told her about the old “Spurs are on their way to…” chant, so even she had her limits!