United Thread | 2024/25

[Alan Harper's Tash]

End of the window they might get a few out the door in loans so might get a bit of loan money and some wages of the books so they can bring someone in on loan

They’re linked to some Danish left back for €40m.

It seems to be their go to method. Buy a left back every other window.

Penny for Shaw, Malacia, Dalot and whoever else they play at left back’s thoughts.

 

[waspish]

Interesting approach..

Is it supposed to motivate his squad, basically calling them shite? - Not sure how that'll go down with today's divas.

I suppose it's meant to resonate with the owners to up improve their recruitment and get rid of the useless players they have. However, that takes time and the squad you just said were dogshit have still got to go out and play for you and may end up having you out of a job before you get players you want for those remarks

Takes pressure of him and his squad maybe so expectation drop! Thing is if you go around as a club and the media keep licking there arse keep saying "this is man untied" or "biggest club in the world" continually the expectations will never go away from fans media they expect there club to be winning trophies!

 

[mancityvstoke]

Loving this Utd way era...........delicious

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[BridgyDids]

Apparently Amorim did his press conference then went back in to say that the rags are the worse team in there history! So why did he go out of his way to say that for the media?

Another indication he’s out of his depth.

Why, when you have to be a selling club, do you tell the world’s media that the assets you are trying to sell are part of the worst time in their history. Driving the price down.

This, along with the complete inflexibility of tactics and his eagerness to take the job when he didn’t want it, shows he’s not the man.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

They are the Emma Raducanu of football.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Weird, the last thing i would want is my manager saying we are shit, what message does that say to the players ? As its the RAGS though its all good & hilarious !!!

A playing squad that has notoriously sulked and downed tools when outed for what they are. The manager doing that in public is dangerous ground. It also ruffles feathers upstairs, chemical Jim seemed to have zero patience with Ashworth pointing the finger elsewhere for the Ten Hag debacle, which soon saw him get sacked. They aren’t Amorin’s players but he needs to be getting a tune out of them.

 

[mcfc64]

Didn’t the scruffy tax dodger say he was going to knock us off our perch !
Not going well is it you non Dom Monaco ****

 

[Aba452]

Given that they are flirting with PSR problems, I'm fully expecting them to announce the sale of naming rights to the stadium that hasn't been built yet.

Think the Anusol soccer ball stadium has a nice ring to it.....;-)

 

[Frank the Yank]

Just seen the £85m fidget spinner is heading to Real Betis...On loan.

Absolutely crazy, I thought INEOS and their appointments of the hierarchy will cut out all these poor deals?

It's worse they are getting, Funny as fuck.

Of course the lickspittle Rag media won’t tell us how much of a % of his wages they have to pay. I can hear toilet flushing and $$$$ disappearing down the drain!!

 

[cheekybids]

It’s funny that it’s taken the Manager of the Rags to point out what pundits & journalists have failed to say.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Stopped after "Slur Alex was a genius". Slur Alex was a bully, the numerous fouls his players committed yet not penalised, phantom added time, media circus have contributed to this bullshit notion.

I cannot think of a single "masterclass" game where the chips were down for the Scum and his interventional tactics turned things around to gain the win.

Fergie was a ****, their players were cunts (still are as pundits) their fans are cunts, the club is full of cunts and i'm revelling in their collapse.

Fully agree.

Fergie was good at buying and selling players back in the 90s pre bosman and pre transfer windows. Back then you could just buy up the inform players as and when and bully the deadwood out of the club. To be fair tactically he would always put a balanced team out but he basically bullied his way to success.

But toward the end of his time he couldn't stand the player power shift. He didn't make any big name signings toward the end as he couldn't cope with the demands and perception that they had some control. He was a creature of an earlier time.

He squeased the last few titles out of and ageing and declining squad. And then I'm sure his out dated mentality made life difficult for all the subsequent managers. United would have been far better of if he had walked away completely instead or lurking around like the ghost of Christmas past.

 

[01282]

Fuck me it’s that bad they are now looking at 2 year old full backs according to Sly.

 

[Elbow beards]

Fuck me it’s that bad they are now looking at 2 year old full backs according to Sly.

Ah you see that's where you've gone wrong. He actually plays full-bacl.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Looking more and more that they'll end up with a class of '26/insert managers name babes/insert managers name fledglings etc as they've no pot to piss in.

Trouble is that we've got all the top young talent this time.

 

[dublinblue12]

Tickled me this one , goldbridge at his finest :

A comedy routine, all rehearsed and written for click/ revenue and fair play to him he's good at it and it was funnny. Thank fuck no city equivalent (I think!)

 

[HelloCity]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Apparently Amorim did his press conference then went back in to say that the rags are the worse team in there history! So why did he go out of his way to say that for the media?

Shaming people for their misdemeanours in public jist gets them angry...so either he's trying to get the pride reaction...or he's provoking people to want to leave ratjer than be associated with them.
One name in particular that springs to mind...

 

[Maintainin]

 

[TinFoilHat]