I’m sure his mummy will be happy with lucky number 7Think it’s a pharaoh-sumption that he’ll take number 7.
I’m sure his mummy will be happy with lucky number 7Think it’s a pharaoh-sumption that he’ll take number 7.
Yep, he’s reached the top of the pyramid in club football.I’m sure his mummy will be happy with lucky number 7
They’re deemed Luxor-y players.Surprised we haven’t addressed the pyra-midfield issues
Lucky gizaYep, he’s reached the top of the pyramid in club football.
He’s shit but marketing gold, little bit like Grealish ;-) No, seriously he’s a fantastic footballer and if he can make it at City he will be a superstar, Salah will probably go to Saudi soon, then he will be the national hero in PL.Is he any good though
yesSerious question - will he go off to AfCon every time it's played?
After all this build up I'll be deep in deNile if he doesn't come here.Lucky giza
After all this build up I'll be deep in deNile if he doesn't come here.
It’s nice when the forum comes together Aswan with some punnery.Christ; I thought that @Lavinda Past's offerings in the joke thread were bad.
You'd be rightChrist; I thought that @Lavinda Past's offerings in the joke thread were bad.
Tutget out!
Thank fuck it’s not Cardiff booking his flights!It's a good job we haven't got scruffy Jim booking the flight or Marmoushka would be on Ryanair.