United Thread | 2024/25

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mrtwiceaseason said:
Was thinking of having a bet on these to win the FA cup ,there's no other way for them to get European football next season and wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see them getting a bit of luck /help?
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They'll shithouse a Europa win. The devil won't let those cunts go another season without Champions League football.
 
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
 
Half Time Draw said:
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
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One of the responsibilities

  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
Probably wont have time for much else with that roof .
 
Half Time Draw said:
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
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You’d need to have held the same position at another PL club to even contemplate applying.

Must mean they’re going to poach someone the cunts.
 
Half Time Draw said:
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
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Wage £8.50/hr
 
Half Time Draw said:
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
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Can you also make sure you have a huge supply of gorilla tape to fix the roof.
 
Protein Junkie said:
So scruffy could lay off up to 450 staff.
They are not really a demand and supply business as the sheep always turn up.
So what did those 450 employees do as their every day job?
And how is Catweazle going to mitigate their outputs?
I don’t care, I was just hoping it’s a case of ever decreasing circles.
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I wonder if he’ll do something like close the academy, sell carrington & go back to the cliff…..

Start wearing old City kits as well.
 
Half Time Draw said:
Anybody after a new job

Head of facilities and maintenance for Manchester United


The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.
This role is critical for delivering a safe, efficient, and world-class environment for players, staff, and fans with a strong blend of strategic leadership, technical expertise, and hands-on management experience

The Role:
  • Oversee and coordinate stadium preparation for match days and events, ensuring a world-class experience.
  • Manage daily operations across all club facilities, focusing on maintenance and functionality.
  • Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.
  • Oversee utilities and energy management for cost-effectiveness and sustainability.
  • Lead refurbishment and improvement projects aligned with club standards and long-term goals.
  • Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.
  • Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.
  • Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.
  • Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.
  • Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.
  • Work closely with the matchday operations team to ensure facilities are event-ready.
  • Coordinate with external contractors for matchday requirements such as broadcasting and rigging.
  • Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.
  • Negotiate and oversee contracts with vendors and service providers.
  • Monitor expenditure to ensure financial transparency and alignment with club objectives.
  • Implement sustainable practices to reduce the club’s carbon footprint.
  • Stay updated on industry trends in sustainable facility management.
  • Oversee contractor operations and issue work permits for on-site maintenance.
  • Ensure wage, stock, and waste control align with budgetary requirements.
  • Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.
  • Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements
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That job will be done as fucking little as possible by spending the absolute minimum whilst staying open to get a bonus. I’ve worked in places & had to fix up operations after these penny pinching jackasses.
 
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