What do you do as solace after a defeat

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Wank

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Fuck all it’s only football.

Exactly.

 

[Ethan23]

This looked like poetry to me and I'm so bored so I rearranged it. Hope you don't mind.


When city lose I like to take time to soothe my mind and body,
My routine starts with downing about a pint n half of voddie,
I snort a gram of coke and send a dick pic to the ex,
Next up its onto pornhub, I'm down to just my keks,
I spend the next 5 minutes wondering what I'm doing here,
Post something like "I want Pep Out" then have another beer,
Then it's back to wanking, then I'll count some sheep,
Then I'll do it all again coz we've got Tottenham in midweek.

Fantastic stuff pal

 

[Fodendebruyne]

Watch the 6-3 match against MU

 

[MillisleBlue]

Open YouTube and watch Merlin's pass to Edin in the sick swan. Expect that's exactly what I'll be doing around 21:30 tonight.

 

[iwasthere1968]

Alcohol

 

[Semper aggressus]

Usually vent on bluemoon then ignore football for a few days.

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

Ignore any media, walk the dog, go for a run/ride. I've moved on from my younger days, where I'd be a bear with a sore head every time we lost. Life's too short to let football ruin it.

 

[BlueRockape]

Have a kebab
And by fuck I've put on some weight lately ;)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I just think of Sergio, David Silva, Yaya, Kev, Raheem, Nasri, Vinny, Dave Ewing and think "We've been lucky bastards to have seen those"! And immediately a warm glow takes over. Could be that the car's warmed up on the way home.

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

It’s just been a case of getting re accustomed to that feeling this season.These last four years have been a constant case of every single game being of paramount importance.The results during this time have been nothing short of incredible.Now,us fans have had a chance to reset this season,and I’m perfectly ok with being relaxed about the situation and just look at it as a bit of time off!You can’t win them all and there’s a reason why four on the trot hadn’t been done before…

 

[Frede Fup]

Drink a beer, and if that doesn’t help, drink another, and if that doesn’t help… rinse and repeat.

 

[ufo]

Have a kebab
And by fuck I've put on some weight lately ;)

Does that mean you were a skinny anorexic **** when we won four in a row?:)

 

[crystal_mais]

Just get on with it. I used to be an absolute pain to be around but there's more to life than the mighty Blues. Damn we were shit for most of my 52 years only the last 16 years have been successful in my lifetime.

 

[ufo]

I’m a simple man and if we win I cook dinner for my family but when we lose ,it’s mcdonald’s or they better feed this hangry **** before I torment my **** neighbor ‘s dog shitting in my yard .I’ll just go out and hunt the bastard than my normal life resumes .
Rinse and repeat

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Go down the local, get pissed and whip my cock out

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’m a simple man and if we win I cook dinner for my family but when we lose ,it’s mcdonald’s or they better feed this hangry **** before I torment my **** neighbor ‘s dog shitting in my yard .I’ll just go out and hunt the bastard than my normal life resumes .
Rinse and repeat

^^^ beats his wife and kids when City lose

 

[BlueRockape]

Does that mean you were a skinny anorexic **** when we won four in a row?:)

Lol
No

 

[ufo]

Go down the local, get pissed and whip my cock out

Excuse me sir , do you the rules ?

 

[oldius]

Increasingly, I stay off here for a couple of days.