45 | Abdukodir Khusanov - 2024/25

[Otamendi's Beard]

I'm glad that the pundits don't rate him or understand it. He's our new hero.

They clearly don't watch matches in full.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

25 more good games and TNT might start to believe that his torrid start has come to an end.

Or more likely, because we get constantly battered at the back in our current form, the law of averages will kick in and he'll fall short on one move which leads to a goal.

And then those same cunts in the media firing bullets atm will be tying the target around his neck to make sure the shots don't miss.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

I'm glad that the pundits don't rate him or understand it. He's our new hero.

They clearly don't watch matches in full.

It is a weird one, isn't it?

Says much about them tbh.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Or more likely, because we get constantly battered at the back in our current form, the law of averages will kick in and he'll fall short on one move which leads to a goal.

And then those same cunts in the media firing bullets atm will be tying the target around his neck to make sure the shots don't miss.

In some ways that might be better though.

The other way is bigging him up to bring him down. The English press pack’s way.

Fortunately, he won’t have a scooby what is being said about him!

 

[jamesha]

I was worried on his debut but with a bit of support from Bernado he got through the game ok and now looks completely at home. He does look very serious at times but we have a good bunch and they will look after him and I am sure he will feel at home soon.
His pace makes our high line game more viable in the same way that Kyle's did.
Brilliant work from whoever scouted him.

 

[Goldust]

Mustard.

 

[Chak19]

I'm glad that the pundits don't rate him or understand it. He's our new hero.

They clearly don't watch matches in full.

Good, if he was a rag they would hail him as the messiah and it will inevitably end in tears, let them think he's absolute shite for all I care.

 

[Abattoir Blue]

Khusanov - The Mute Maldini

 

[Feed the Elk]

He doesn’t bother with a wash bag

 

[BAB.DAB]

 

[Chak19]

Oh and folks don't worry, he doesn't speak English so he wouldn't understand what the idiots say about him.

 

[Tevez City]

Looks an absolute steal, comfortable on the ball and pace to burn.

His comfortability with the ball needs to be improved.

Everything else is exceptional.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He doesn’t bother with a wash bag

Looks like he uses a Tesco carrier bag.

 

[Blue2112]

He looks a proper old fashioned centre half, not afraid to stick his head in and spots danger a mile away and covers ground exceptionaly. The media are onto him for one reason only, his mistake v Chelsea in the opening minutes so they've got their narrative instantly and are sticking to it. Fuck em Khusov's got the fans behind him and that's what counts.

 

[Mr HJ]

I knew he had pace but am pleasantly surprised at how decent his passing out is - a future star for us and one to build a defence around. I hope Reis is similar - we def need fullbacks though.

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Imagine when he’s learned English how good he’d be! Must see so difficult not understanding a word anyone is saying and yet still being so good.

I’d rather he not speak to any of our other centre backs considering the bozo’s they’ve been this year

 

[M43 blue]

Was class my man of the match today calm passes and great in the tackle good cover pace aswell

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Just what was needed.

Early days, but the lad looks terrific. Could well go on and be a proper iconic figure at this club.

What an introduction to football in England and in Europe he's had.

 

[Withnail]

Excellent performance and after a shaky debut, he is looking like a really good prospect. Has a decent turn of pace and strong in the tackle.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Excellent performance and after a shaky debut, he is looking like a really good prospect. Has a decent turn of pace and strong in the tackle.

Even that’s slightly exaggerated. He had a really difficult first 5 mins against Chelsea, but was okay for the rest of that game.

Since then, he’s hardly done anything wrong against some of the biggest teams around.