Thanks for giving me a good laugh. I mean, it's totally made up nonsense but looks like you took a few people in from the likes so well done.
In case of any doubt, we complied with all the requirements of the PL in time for the start of our first season in the Premier League. No rules were changed, adjusted or tweaked to make that happen. There was never any question that we wouldn't be allowed to be promoted.
Yeah, the stadium capacity is an issue but not every club gets gifted a £77 million contribution toward building a new one. Plus not every area has brownfield sites on which to build one. In fact, some places have zero suitable locations for a new stadium, making moving somewhere else all but impossible, whilst also facing a bunch of legal restrictions in their current location, making developments in the current spot incredibly problematic.
The new owners seemed unshakeably confident they can make it happen but let's see what happens when the planning application goes public which should, hopefully, happen within the next six months now the new training complext is about to open.
Really wish we hadn't drawn you but that's how it goes. At least we can all hope it will be a decent game with both teams trying to attack instead of a ninety minute siege.