Stupid little things that bug you

[Cellarite]

*muffins

You’re new round here aren’t you?

 

[KS55]

Techies that can’t write instructions; ie all of them. I have just done a ‘prove you are not a robot’ thing in which the instructions said ‘move the object to face in the direction of the hand’ but what I discovered after some frustration was that they meant ‘in the same direction in which the hand is pointing’..
Similarly, I have just entered all the details required by a website but when I got to the end it said ‘closed for maintenance’ Er…put that at the beginning you apes.

 

[give it to gordon]

Signs

We Buy Cars For Cash

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Holiday hotels, they do it all the time. Mind you, those see-through negligees look great on a sixty year old.

Pics please.....but only if it's Amanda Redman or similar

 

[BlueMoonday]

This fat twat..

 

[Bill Walker]

spelling police fuk yu

Tut tut, no capital and no full stop.

Get to the bottom of the class.

;)

 

[Barcon]

T.v programs with stupid names. ie: "I almost got away with it".
Yeah, fucking spoiler alert.
How about, "I almost got away with it....... or did I"?

 

[Bill Walker]

T.v programs with stupid names. ie: "I almost got away with it".
Yeah, fucking spoiler alert.
How about, "I almost got away with it....... or did I"?

What did you (or didn't you) almost get away with?

 

[Barcon]

What did you (or didn't you) almost get away with?

Lot's as a young un' but not so much these days.
I used to have a baby face. Now I have a baby scaring face.

 

[unexpected item]

Veggies. Just call them vegetables, you twats.

 

[Barcon]

Lot's as a young un' but not so much these days.

I used to have a baby face. Now I have a baby scaring face.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Veggies. Just call them vegetables, you twats.

Replying to my daughter's invite to lunch, I asked about the vegetables, she said "Eh! do you mean veg'tables.
"Is that a northern thing" she asked, (she isn't).

 

[BrianW]

Squirrels. Nasty little bastards do endless damage in my garden. Not least digging up bulbs for no obvious reason as they don't eat them but just leave them lying there.

I reckon you should be able to take their heads to the cop shop and claim a £10 bounty. That would sort the buggers and help relieve poverty, Bloody rats with a bushy tail.

 

[KS55]

Squirrels. Nasty little bastards do endless damage in my garden. Not least digging up bulbs for no obvious reason as they don't eat them but just leave them lying there.

I reckon you should be able to take their heads to the cop shop and claim a £10 bounty. That would sort the buggers and help relieve poverty, Bloody rats with a bushy tail.

Mole catchers used to hang them up on the fence for the farmer to count and pay accordingly.
A few years ago we were plagued by a mole in our garden but we actually found a mole catcher to do the job.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Mole catchers used to hang them up on the fence for the farmer to count and pay accordingly.
A few years ago we were plagued by a mole in our garden but we actually found a mole catcher to do the job.

Jasper Carrott did a routine about moles years ago. Very funny.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

TV shows that do a highlights 20 seconds of what's in the program before it properly starts. More and more doing this now as well.

 

[KS55]

TV shows that do a highlights 20 seconds of what's in the program before it properly starts. More and more doing this now as well.

MOTD to show City shooting off target.

 

[halfmist]

Campaigns to have a new law after a 1 in a million event. Particularly when the campaign is to name the new law after the victim. Shit happens in life.

 

[halfmist]

Fat cunts riding horses. What you put in your mouth is your business but expecting an animal to suffer for someone’s greed nah. PS. For the record, I am overweight and I don’t even like horses.

 

[halfmist]

Pharmacists, chemist to us foc's.

They are currently moaning about how much the govt. doesn't pay them. It's a pity they don't, won't or can't do their job 8ndtead of moaning.

My daughter in law is over from Australia, she is breastfeeding her 7 month old daughter.
She went into our local chemist and asked for an anti histamine that was safe for breastfeeding.
The assistant said she'd have to go to her doctors. After the D.I.L. explained she was visiting this country and didn't have a doctor the woman went and asked the chemist, who told her to ask the nearest doctor to treat her as an emergency patient and get a prescription.

My son googled it and went to Tescos where he bought some off the shelf.

We are told that pharmacists are trained and should be used as the first point of call. Maybe this useless woman was a one off but to me it sums up the British free loading couldn't give a shit attitude.

I'm also going to post something in the Manchester airport thread. In short. Within 2 days of being here, my D.I.L. is very disappointed with this country.

I do have a little bit of sympathy with pharmacists/chemists, call them what you like. All that training and by day 2 of your first job, you realise your job description is exactly the same as an Argos shelf picker.