PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

Football 365 (which used to be a half decent site), headlines from the last 7 days alone...they are desperate for us to be guilty. It's mostly click bait, red meat for the frothing scousers, but I thought they were better.

31/03: The biggest point deductions in English football history with Man City FFP verdict expected
30/03: Man City FFP: Five steps to PL return from League Two post-expulsion include replacing Guardiola
29/03: Man City tipped to be ‘wound up’ after FFP ‘private prosecutions’ with Haaland to Forest mooted
28/03: Man City FFP: Transfer targets for expelled Premier League champions in League Two
27/03: Man City FFP: Five potential punishments ranked on impact severity with verdict coming soon
26/03: Guardiola next job options after relegation would include Arsenal, Brazil and Al Nassr
25/03: Sherwood sparked Man City FFP warning to Sky Sports pundits as Citizens phone call is revealed
24/03: Man City FFP: Liverpool, Man Utd, even Spurs among new winners of reallocated trophies on alternate timeline
This is hilarious.
Surely whoever presses the send button for this shite must think for that split second what the funk am I doing!

It's what every red nobhead of cartel clubs spout and the scary thing is they are deadly serious.

Just actually reading it cracks me up.
 
If I was a fan of one of the red shirt cartel I'd be asking myself a very obvious question (because I'm not a sheep).

We've been spoon fed for the past year that MCFC are cheating the system, City are cheats, with their cheating this and cheating that.

But hang on a minute (and here's my question) if what they are guilty of is spending too much money and we've spent about as much as they have, then how come we're shit and they've been winning everything for the past ten years?
 
But it’s admitted so we don’t need extra info they must have stuff
What’s been admitted. ?

We know something yes Chelsea reported themselves for what appears to be incomplete matters but what does that mean ?

Be interested to know what you believe has been reported
 
All of them getting as much clicks in as possible before this all ends, that's all this is
The peasants are gathering at the gates with torches blazing and pitchforks waving ready to attack anything they don’t understand and are fearful of.
The usual suspects will be jockeying for positions as cheerleaders screaming on about cheating and technicalities etc.
Actually, it won’t be much different from the way they are now and will carry on the same, and will continue to be in the future because the outcome is incidental to our palpable guilt.
It’s all they have left really in terms of clicks and followers.
It’s all been bit of a godsend for the scribblers.
 
Can’t wait to see the first headline if we are cleared
Any guesses?
CITY HIT WITH LEGAL SLEDGEHAMMER BLOW STUNNER!

Club found guilty of 'rule breach 115', reports The Bum’s Chief Spurt Correspondent Finlay Foghonker.

Manchester City were today said to be “reeling” as the PL’s investigatory panel upheld the view that treacle toffee should never be stored in a paper bag near a working radiator thereby COMPLETELY DISMISSING City’s defence that the bag had been deposited there by an external trophy polisher’s pet ferret. It was revealed that the trophy polisher, who cannot be named for medical reasons, DID NOT own a pet ferret but did IN FACT have a pet alligator which he claimed never left the back of his van and therefore COULD NOT have transferred ANY treacle toffee to the position described. City’s concerning and flagrant breach of ‘Rule 115’ could see a fine totalling in the region of tens of pounds casting a dark cloud of suspicion over the club’s otherwise brutal legal ‘victory’ over the PL.

We also understand German news website Der Spewgal is set to release further DAMAGING emails which are reportedly “INFINITELY MORE DAMAGING” than the DAMAGING emails released by UEFA and the SLIGHTLY MORE DAMAGING THAN THE DAMAGING UEFA EMAILS gathered by the Premier League. Talksport regular Stefan Borson commented “I think I would very much like to see an alligator eating treacle toffee…”
 

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