halfcenturyup
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I'm bored of cryptic messages.
Off to Google Xavi Simons.........oops, cancel that he's going to the Rags.Having just seen the news that whoever controls the City twitter account has leaked that we are signing Xavi Simons it got me thinking.
With our Twitter admin being so in the know has our Twitter account followed any of those on the panel as that might mean we have won the case…
Don’t get shirtyThey are gone for a Burton.
Suits you sir....Don’t get shirty
I can assure you there is definitely no dick in me :-)I go by one simple rule in life, just the one... Don't be a dick ...It encompasses pretty much every situation. And being petty is being a dick. That's how i view the grammar police, they're a bag of dicks.
ps, I'm not sure if bag is the right collective word for dicks. maybe someone here knows?
pps, I'm not immune to being a dick myself, although i think there's a bit of a dick in all of us.
I believe it depends entirely on the scenarioI suspect it is a sack.
A sack of dicks, I mean.
Does yours make noise?A cacophony of cocks?
Does yours make noise?
you may not have noticed,That's how i view the grammar police, they're a bag of dicks.
A cacophony of cocks?
The original Latin plural for "penis" is "penes"--but "penes" at this point is less likely to be used in English than "penises".you may not have noticed,
but none of the grammar police have penises
(or should that be peni?)
Does she work in Wandworths prison by any chance?you may not have noticed,
but none of the grammar police have penises
(or should that be peni?)
for me,
it is nothing more than getting away with posting pics of fit women.
that's the sum total of it, fella.
i don't give a flying fuck if someone's grammar is good or bad.
i'm just messing about.
feel free to think of me as a bag of dicks
(i believe in current vernacular the collective noun could be fluddle of dicks),
but anyone who takes my posts about grammar and spelling seriously is genuinely missing the point.
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you tell me :)Does she work in Wandworths prison by any chance?
What about bag of dicks, as in ' @snorky is gayer than a bag of dicks'?I believe it depends entirely on the scenario
I’ve heard a collective of dicks can be:
Gaggle
Herd
Pack
Gang
Cackle
Flock
Pride
Tower
All perfectly acceptable, but no idea which fits with what scenario. Maybe one of our literary experts can shed some light?
The original Latin plural for "penis" is "penes"--but "penes" at this point is less likely to be used in English than "penises".
never fear,I'm not an expert on this subject so a dick specialist may need to confirm