Head went due to life so drowned myself in lager and looked like that German lad from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But I coach football so it fell off once I stopped trying to rid the world of Carling twenty pints at a time every day. Just a bad period mate.
And I'd never wank a hoof. I'd caress it, massage it, file it, etc. Can't argue with the shit **** tbf.
GDM actually really helped me during that period, joking aside. Just like mentally and stuff. I've been involved in City stuff for near 30 years and the only two people I've ever introduced myself to were Ric and GDM. I've worked with Ahsan for almost 10 years and never met him, despite trusting him more than most of my entire family lol. I value my privacy, don't want some guy bowling up to me at Brentford away saying "do you remember that thing you said 6 years ago about me on Bluemoon?!". Always been like that.