City’s New Kits

Final go at this A.I malarkey. I'm trying to replicate what they've come up with for our third kit, but can't manage to quite make anything as bad. I feel like even this is better. Not that it's good...

It's taken them some proper effort to come up with something as bad as they have.

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We’ve hit rock bottom with PUMA. ‘Legacy fans’ like us are left with patronising nods to our culture, butchered across various kits to keep us quiet. I sound like Paul Calf now, but honestly - some clueless grad with no ties to the club has been let loose. In hindsight, Nike were fine and Umbro really understood us. PUMA’s focus-grouping with 9-year-olds is just plain insulting.

More worringly, Khaldoon praised them during his end of season interview!
 
3rd kit is always bright colours etc and isn’t aimed at us old farts!! FFS the hole
And away are class, leave this one to the kids!
 

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