United Thread | 2025/26

[Berti No Show]

If they got rid of Shaw, it wouldn't be too long before that canteen started to show a profit.

Rats are the only ones getting a free meal at that place.

 

[TinFoilHat]

100% Legit deal between the Rags and Barca.

Nothing to see here...No need to investigate whatsoever...Nope. Not Happening.

 

[xmusampa]

Didn’t realise they had any money!

 

[Grassland Blue]

If he was of any use , Villa should have been happy to have kept him on.

He's a legend in his own head......

 

[roach3]

He's a legend in his own head......

Just can’t see Rashford playing tiki taka type football for Barca, they’ll soon bench him when they see him run into blind alleys
Unaware of the players around him waiting for a pass. He is the most un Barca type player I’ve ever seen.

 

[deegee33]

I'll ask again, where are the rags getting their money from for these new signings? Also is the Premier League looking closely at these financial dealings?

Answers:
A) from the printer next to De Gea’s unplugged fax machine and
B) NO

 

[remember arthur mann]

Looks like open door policy for anybody to buy anybody. Probably thrown the towel in with City.

 

[mexico1970]

Didn’t realise they had any money!

They'll have to open another casino to cover his wages if the rags weren't secretly paying them.

 

[pauls]

They'll have to open another casino to cover his wages if the rags weren't secretly paying them.

Pretty obvious to anyone he's took a pay cut.

 

[the blue panther]

Maybe Rashford - if he ever goes - will be someone's present day Alexis Sanchez; pocketed £34M from the scum over 18 months, before they released him. 30 odd games and 3 goals - £11.33M/goal.

We dodged a bullet there, guys.

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[Metal Biker]

"I had to take the opportunity to sign for the club of my dreams; the team whose shirt I wore growing up"

"This is a massive club..." HE SAID THE THING!

 

[roman totale]

BBC website busting out the big BREAKING NEWS! banner for a transfer between two mid-to-lower table clubs. Who else would get such treatment?

 

[JASR]

More for the handle, than anything else :-)

 

[manimanc]

What an absolute fuckin sellout.

At the peak of his career, had the chance to play in the Champions League with spurs but goes to these fuckin clowns.

Guess both utd and him are suited for eachother.
No ambition and money talks.

Please please don't let me read he's another born utd fan who has dreamt of playing for them.

FFS.

At least that's weakened Brentford for when we play them next. All silver linings an all that.

But what a fuckin nobhead.

 

[Half Time Draw]

Of course he did:

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Hahaha the Brentford hierarchy must be pissing themselves. A good player no doubt, but it was a case of we will off this much until you say yes. The absolute fucking dickheads

 

[kippaxwarrior]

BBC website busting out the big BREAKING NEWS! banner for a transfer between two mid-to-lower table clubs. Who else would get such treatment?

To be honest the most surprising thing about that BBC article is that Simon Stone didn't write it

 

[CC1]

Of course he did:

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Hilarious. It must be put in every player’s contract - that they have to say they were boyhood rags. How embarrassing when the truth seeps out

 

[BlueFurn]

Of course he did:

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Like fucking clockwork… what a ****.
Extra £10k a week for saying that.
rag twat.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Presume he has plenty of photos to show then of him growing up…