President Trump

"...we have no inflation, we wiped out inflation.”
Donald Trump, July 25th 2025

“It doesn’t sound good, but you make a hell of a lot more money with a weaker dollar—not a weak dollar, but a weaker dollar,” Trump said, claiming that America’s trading partners, including China and Japan, were “fighting” for their own weaker currencies.

“And it’s good psychologically, it makes you feel good,” he added.

The only problem is that a weak dollar makes imprts more expensive. On top of Trump's insane tariffs of course.
 
Fuck me - the American economy is built on consumerism and being able to have what you want when you want it - this thick bastard seems to suggest American citizens will just call upon the blitz spirit when they have never been blitzed.

 
Just watched on the news pro and anti Trump supporters - a well spoken couple were wearing red MEGA hats .... in Scotland
Think it was just two ‘pro Trump’ supporters.
Saw them earlier (separately). Paid plants immediately came to mind although I was struggling to make sense of what came out of her face (masked up obvs).
 
Attorneys for Satan a.k.a. Lucifer a.k.a. The Lord of Darkness have filed a $500 million civil suit in Federal District Court (Southern) in New York City against the creators of South Park & Paramount for intentional infliction of emotional distress and defamation.

Speaking outside the court, Satan's attorney, Gary T. Moloch III said,

"This is outrageous. My client is devastated. He can't even go to the grocery store. Even his priest, Father Murphy at Saint Isadore's in Brooklyn won't return his calls and his wife has gone to her mothers. By having a likeness of my client appear in bed with Donald Trump & Trump's micro-penis, along with the unambiguous suggestion that my client and Donald Trump were actually in a long-term sexual relationship, where my client was the submissive partner, the creators of this scurrilous cartoon and Paramount have 'disgraced and degraded him and held him up to public hatred, contempt and ridicule, causing him to be shunned and avoided'. We look forward to making our case before a jury of my client's peers. That is all, thank you."

The White House has yet to make an official response. Speaking on condition of anonymity, a person in the Press Office with knowledge of the matter simply stated, "Did you know, Obama's middle name is Hussein?".
 
From the archives. Barest of bones. Punchline is at the end.

Edmund Jennings Randolph, 1st Attorney General of The United States, born 1753.
Highlights.


Edmund Jennings Randolph was a Founding Father of the United States, serving as delegate from Virginia at the Constitutional Convention. He went on to serve as the first Attorney General after being appointed by George Washington, and then later as Secretary of State also in the Washington administration.

College of William & Mary, Virginia, studied law with his father John and his uncle Peyton, joined the Virginia bar, and began practicing law in Williamsburg.

Served as an aide-de-camp to General George Washington in 1775.

Elected to the Virginia Convention of 1776. Helped draft the Virginia Constitution. Elected as Virginia's first Attorney General in 1776. Elected Mayor of Williamsburg 1776. Elected as a Virginia delegate to the Continental Congress in 1779 and 1781. Elected Governor of Virginia 1786. Virginia delegate to the Annapolis Convention of 1786. Virginia delegate to the U.S. Constitutional Convention 1787. Committee on Detail charged with framing the first draft of the Constitution.

1787 - "Virginia Plan" by James Madison and Edmund Randolph proposed to the Constitutional Convention and advocated for separation of powers in national government with three branches - legislative, executive, and judicial.

1789 - Edmund Randolph becomes the 1st US Attorney General.

1791 - First US cabinet meeting, held at George Washington's home in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton, Secretary of War Henry Knox, and Attorney General Edmund Randolph attend.



Matthew Louis Gaetz II, would-be 87th Attorney General of The United States, born 1982.
Highlights.


College of William & Mary Law School, Virginia, 2007.

In 2015, Gaetz was one of two members of the Florida House to vote against a Florida bill which criminalized revenge porn due to "personal animosity". He had successfully blocked the bill previously.

On December 19, 2017, in D.C., Gaetz was the only House representative to vote against the Combating Human Trafficking in Commercial Vehicles Act.

Gaetz served as a top campaign adviser to Ron DeSantis during his 2018 Gubernatorial campaign.

In January 2018, Gaetz invited Charles C. Johnson, an alt-right activist and Holocaust denier, to attend President Trump's State of The Union address. Johnson previously raised money for the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer. Gaetz defended Johnson in an interview, saying that Johnson was neither a Holocaust denier nor a white supremacist.

On February 27, 2018, Gaetz voted against the Allow States and Victims to Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act, which had by then been combined with the Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act.

In May 2018, Gaetz was one of 18 House Republicans to vote to nominate President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Gaetz hired Darren Beattie as a speechwriter in April 2019. Beattie had previously been fired as a speechwriter for the Trump Administration after attending a conference associated with white nationalists.

After the 2020 State of The Union, Gaetz filed an ethics complaint against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, arguing that she had committed a "flagrant violation of decorum" and perhaps broken the law by ripping up her copy of President Trump's speech.

In 2020, Florida Republican Gaetz was accused of child sex trafficking and statutory rape. After an investigation, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) decided not to charge him. In December 2024, the House Ethics Committee released a report which found evidence that Gaetz regularly paid for sex—including with a 17-year-old—and abused illegal drugs during his tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives. The committee report did not find sufficient evidence that he had engaged in sex trafficking as defined in federal law.

"The Committee determined there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress,”

On January 7, 2021, after Donald Trump supporters violently broke into the U.S. Capitol, Gaetz blamed ANTIFA for the attack, suggesting that rioters were "masquerading as Trump supporters".

On July 26, 2022, Gaetz voted against the Frederick Douglass Trafficking Victims Prevention and Protection Reauthorization Act.

In March 2023 Gaetz hired Derrick Miller as his military legislative aide. Miller spent eight years in prison after he was convicted of murdering a civilian during his army service in Afghanistan.

On November 13, 2024, President-elect Donald Trump announced he would nominate Gaetz to serve as United States Attorney General.
 

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