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They'll get a few 'dodgy' decisions to help them start off with, they'll hit the dizzying heights (for them) of mid-table in September and the tabloids will be full of it.
By November they'll have faded a bit and be back to below mid-table. In the new year yet another home draw against cannon fodder in the FA Cup will have Slimy Stone screaming from the rooftops about how. 'His boys are back, his club is going to reclaim its rightful place amongst football's elite.'

And then nothing. And then some more nothing. And as yet another season grinds to a miserable halt with them battling relegation, Slimy and his red-top mates will bury themselves beneath their semen-encrusted raggy duvets where they will lick their wounds in self-imposed exile until this time next year - and then...rinse and repeat.
 
mrbelfry said:
Rag mate getting excited for next season because everyone looks fitter and skinnier. I said Gvardiol will outscore Rasmus. He's getting giddy
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That's because scruffy Jim has shut the canteen and made them being their own packed lunch.
 
mrbelfry said:
Rag mate getting excited for next season because everyone looks fitter and skinnier. I said Gvardiol will outscore Rasmus. He's getting giddy
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Just been to the hospital the doctor saw my City tattoo and said he supports the rags.
He said if he ever moves up north he will go and see the rags play.
I said I normally do 10 or more games home and away lol.
 
give it to gordon said:
Just been to the hospital the doctor saw my City tattoo and said he supports the rags.
He said if he ever moves up north he will go and see the rags play.
I said I normally do 10 or more games home and away lol.
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The doctor knows full well that he will never move up here, therefore the perfect excuse.
 
KentBlue said:
They'll get a few 'dodgy' decisions to help them start off with, they'll hit the dizzying heights (for them) of mid-table in September and the tabloids will be full of it.
By November they'll have faded a bit and be back to below mid-table. In the new year yet another home draw against cannon fodder in the FA Cup will have Slimy Stone screaming from the rooftops about how. 'His boys are back, his club is going to reclaim its rightful place amongst football's elite.'

And then nothing. And then some more nothing. And as yet another season grinds to a miserable halt with them battling relegation, Slimy and his red-top mates will bury themselves beneath their semen-encrusted raggy duvets where they will lick their wounds in self-imposed exile until this time next year - and then...rinse and repeat.
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Any Blues out there want to give any giddy rags a reality check before the season starts simply let them know this. No team in the modern era of the Premier league has ever qualified for the champions league when finishing 15th or below in the previous season.
 
give it to gordon said:
Just been to the hospital the doctor saw my City tattoo and said he supports the rags.
He said if he ever moves up north he will go and see the rags play.
I said I normally do 10 or more games home and away lol.
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Should of said seeing as your a doctor you'll love it at OT, as they have alot of demonstrations too
 
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