Which car is mostly driven by arseholes?

BMWs.

Audis are driven by people who are aware a BMW makes you a twat so are slightly less bad.

Volvos are driven by serial killers who want to remain as unmemorable as possible. Nobody has ever said "who is that wanker in the Volvo" unless talking about the Police.

Teslas are driven by taxi drivers or techbros with no discernible skillset and who should be taxi drivers.

I like Hondas. Can trust a man who drives a Honda.
 
A decade or two ago it was BMW and Mercedes saloons. But it doesn’t matter anymore, I’d argue that 75% of all road users in any car or van you’d care to mention are cunts on the roads.

Driving standard are fucking appalling in this country now.

Road collisions deaths are lower than previous decades because there’s so much traffic all day every day that cars aren’t going fast enough to kill someone as often. However, the traffic and the pollution coming from cars in cities are what is killing more people.
 
So people who want a better view of the road ahead? Or of the van/truck in front.
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You’re right, we do own the road….:)

The jacked up ones always make me laugh. There’s a Mexican family down the road from me, not sure how many live in this small manufactured home but there must be at least a quarter of a million dollars worth of ridiculous vehicles there. All dual rear axle with wheel studs that look like they belong on a chariot in Roam.
WTF is this all about? I'm mean there is dumb and there is this!
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Discuss

For me the current frontrunner is the audi a1 which seems to be the car of choice for knobheads.
It's a toss up.

The very worst are Range Rover drivers but there aren't so many of those.

A close 2nd are BMW drivers, and especially low end BMW drivers. Their previous car was an Astra or something and they now drive around like "I own a BMW you know".
 
When i see and Audi RS3 and Mercedes A45 AMG speeding, i just think they are just heading straight to the scene of the accident. They all run out of talent eventually. Oldham is full of them...
 
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Anything that is an uber taxi,

Unequivocally the worst drivers on the road. Supposed to be professional drivers and I recon 90 Percent of them are on international licenses. Got t-boned by one New Year’s Eve, **** tried to drive off! Every single airbag In his car had deployed, he didn’t get very far.

Special mention to VW Golf drivers, especially the r-type, gtd, gti. When they flash you in the fast lane as if you need to move for them. Grinds my gears.
Give them chance they still got sea legs
 
Tesla

Or any electric car but most Tesla.

On our trips, you pull into a service station and the car parking area is twice as small as it use to be. Service station building charge points that take up two parking bays.
You see the drivers all sat in their cars trying to look intelligent reading a book.

I wonder how much of their lives are wasted sitting around waiting to be charged.
 
I got a SUV because I have rheumatism in my back, and was finding it painful getting in and out of my previous car (a Peugeot 308).

You're not everyone Jim and I am sure you're not an arsehole playing "Who can sit the highest", we've all seen them they sit in huge cars just travelling to school and back.

I'm sure if you live in Canada or have a medical reason they are useful but for everyone else who drives them get another bloody car.
 
You're not everyone Jim and I am sure you're not an arsehole playing "Who can sit the highest", we've all seen them they sit in huge cars just travelling to school and back.

I'm sure if you live in Canada or have a medical reason they are useful but for everyone else who drives them get another bloody car.
I am an arsehole (there's a few on here who'll testify to that!), but I don't play that particular game.
 
It's a toss up.

The very worst are Range Rover drivers but there aren't so many of those.

A close 2nd are BMW drivers, and especially low end BMW drivers. Their previous car was an Astra or something and they now drive around like "I own a BMW you know".
I might add, it is without any doubt whatsoever that the twat in front of you in the outside lane who will NOT pull over for 37 miles, will be in a Range Rover.
 
You're not everyone Jim and I am sure you're not an arsehole playing "Who can sit the highest", we've all seen them they sit in huge cars just travelling to school and back.

I'm sure if you live in Canada or have a medical reason they are useful but for everyone else who drives them get another bloody car.
This is true; I'm not everyone.


I'm THE one!

;-)
 

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