United Thread | 2025/26

[freshie]

This is akin to watching 2 bald men fighting over a comb

 

[waspish]

This is the type football Neville likes end to end now control but shite football

 

[jacko74]

I suspect the plan may be to hoof it over the top all season, never get called offside and any attempt by the opposition to tackle the forwards will result in a dive/free kick/penalty.

So no change from how they've played for at least 30 years then.

Even at their most successful under the Pisscan that's how they played.

 

[Cumbie Blue]

Matheus Cunha has applied 48 pressures so far, the most of any player on the pitch this afternoon.

I applied over 50 plasters this summer holiday. Where's my plaudits?

 

[freshie]

£200m spent on a new frontline and the clueless twat is still resorting to chucking slabhead on up front in the dying minutes :)

 

[skillman]

Thought they were back…

 

[JASR]

Amorim steadies the ship. Holding 15th from last season superbly

 

[ws01]

What a beautiful weekend.

 

[Bluesince1979]

£200m spent on a new frontline and the clueless twat is still resorting to chucking slabhead on up front in the dying minutes :)

Yep. Brilliant

 

[jrb]

Amorim steadies the ship. Holding 15th from last season superbly

15th again.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

SCUM Same C#nts Usual Mess.

 

[jrb]

What a beautiful weekend.

If Carlsberg did opening weekends to the season.

 

[bladdered]

 

[blue cigar]

All that money spent, still shit

 

[bluemonkey71]

Kick and rush football on speed

 

[Gray]

Amorim steadies the ship. Holding 15th from last season superbly

Just need a Leeds v Everton draw to keep them there.

 

[jrb]

The United way.

Hoof to Slab Head.

Booing at full-time after 1 home game.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Never thought united had the quality to hurt arsenal going forward. Think if they had garnacho and rashford on they would have had a lot more threat put it that way. Obviously those players need to go but quality wise it looks a downgrade

 

[Winchester]

New season
No idea
No plan
The United Way!

 

[Vienna_70]

First game of the season, and already, Guy's making an appearance: