9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26




I am one of the people that will never go gaga over Haaland because of his technical shortcomings and will always see the R9s and Henrys as historically better. But as long as hes doing his job you cant really ask more of him.
 
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Hardly a coincidence, is it? Haaland bags 52 — smashes the City record — in the one season where KDB actually stays fit the whole way. Fella was serving assists on a silver plate week in, week out

Fingers crossed Cherki and Tijjani bring back what we've been crying out for the last couple seasons — someone to actually create stuff and rattle defences. We've not been the same since KDB stopped running the show like he used to
 
He’s our superstar, he comes from Norway, so try not to worry, he’s scoring today, we’ll take our 3 points and be on our way, you can’t stop Erling Haaland
 
Can we stop pretending this guy is anywhere close to being the best #9 in the world

Horrible today, couldn't even pass 5 yards, weak, slow, couldn't be arsed and jesus can't head a ball

He needs to turn up when we need him, not against the likes of Wolves
 
He is getting frustrated and I do understand him. The players refuse to play through passes
 
He made one great run where he set up Marmoush who should've scored and that's it, should've scored a free header before half time and the way he fucked up the chance that came from a Spuds defensive error was unforgivable.
 
King Jay said:
He is getting frustrated and I do understand him. The players refuse to play through passes
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Frustrated. Hmmm. Watch in the first half when Marmoush won his press and was through on goal from a tight angle and his shot trickled along the goal line and then just wide. Watch Haalands off ball activity whilst that happens. Frustrated we should be.
 
He’s heading ability is non existent. How are you 6’5 Striker and not a threat from crosses and set pieces? I actually don’t think he was that bad in the first half, but once Romero started to mark him, he went back to how he is when he plays against any half decent CB (Saliba, VVD, Rudiger, Bastoni)
 
PeterBarnesShorts said:
Does have his fair share of stinkers but today was possibly his worst 90mins in the shirt.Massive improvement required….
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? Have you seen him play against VVD? or Saliba? Or Rudiger in 2024? Or United in both cup finals? Or Palace in the other cup final? Or any final? Or any semi final?
 
KDBPLGOAT said:
? Have you seen him play against VVD? or Saliba? Or Rudiger in 2024? Or United in both cup finals? Or Palace in the other cup final? Or any final? Or any semi final?
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He’s a total inigma!?Numbers that are insane yet what you see with your eyes is far from impressive!?
 
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