United Thread | 2025/26

[give it to gordon]

Oh just fuck off you entitled knobhead






Not you Bri1975 ;)

 

[Bantamgaz]

What the actual fuck is going on with football. I was upset because the ref didn't apologise to me - fuck off you little turd.

What is it with this horrible media narrative where someone sets something up and everyone runs with it - those two cunts on Sky have far, far too much influence. At least ratboy said it wasn't to blame for him missing.

How many times in general play does it happen does the ref have to now say sorry every time ????

 

[Bantamgaz]

Not seen a clip but how hard did the ref hit ratboy ? Does it wind him ? Did he need emergency medical treatment ? Why did ratboy take the penalty if he was so upset he couldn't concentrate on kicking the ball ?

He was announced dead on the pitch but the magic spounge brought him round

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just seen a headline on the BBC website, which reads something like,

Rags' new-look attack has teething problems.

What it really means is rags' new forwards are just as shit as their old ones.

 

[Blue Mist]

Burley rips into Bruno

That is totally the opposite of sky and in doing so, shows how biased sky are. They wept for the Rat King and how it was so unfair.

One other point. If you insist on having a woman as the presenter, please make sure she knows what GA stands for. She thinks it's goals allowed (I could say that's a pop band, nothing to do with football, bit I won't. )

 

[dadnlad]

Is Mbueno trying to out pie & pasty Luke Shaw? He too looked to be carrying a few pounds overweight from what I saw today

I know a couple of defenders that'll turn to jelly in few weeks

 

[Grassland Blue]

5 points behind the PL leaders already after 2 games.

If Burnley can scrape a point at United next week, and City can smash United at the Etihad the week after, Amorim will be in big trouble after just 4 games.

Save Our Ruben will need to be started......

 

[Grassland Blue]

What did Amorim say last weekend? Something like "Today showed we can beat any team in the Premier League", wasn't it?


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They can.
But it's not guaranteed......

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

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Answers on a postcard to...



Or should that be

Donations in a brown envelope to
H Webb esq
PIGMOL Towers

 

[mexico1970]

Oh just fuck off you entitled knobhead






Not you Bri1975 ;)

That's got be an AI clip surely? If it isn't he proved what everyone says about him, what a mard arsed little fucker.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Yet pernandes demands an apology from the ref for lightly brushing his shoulder as he was about to miss his penalty.

He should have gone down......

 

[01282]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

 

[give it to gordon]

By ratboy moaning about the assault on him by the ref no one is talking about the clear push on the defender for the rags goal.
Or the foul that Shaw committed at the same time as the penalty foul.

Who decides which incident has priority. The attacker being fouled or the defender being fouled.

 

[Vienna_70]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

Kaveh Fuckwit.

 

[blue for life]

Ruben will be on the edge by the time they play us. One game away from the sack so we know what happens don’t we?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

If they don’t ship any fucker out this week are they fucked on PSR? Probably not as this is Manchester United we’re talking about, so will say the 2 bell end transfer gurus on Sky. The one who said Van Der Beeik is a top top player.

The pundits still don’t get it. First thing I heard this morning from that idiot Alex Crook was: “Mainoo is a generational talent.” Cheered me up no end.

 

[foggy1974]

I see Ugarte, who last season was seen as the missing piece of the jigsaw (hahahaha) has had 12 months at the swamp & now they've turned on him

Im loving how its the same shit, different season

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Didn't watch their game against Arsenal last week, when they won the We Played Well Against Arsenal Cup.

Tuned in yesterday and they were very poor. Cunha had a decent start and then went out of the game, Mbuemo did very little and Sesko struggled.

 

[foggy1974]

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Is that Lukaku ????

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

My brother in law is a utd season ticket holder, and he said to me yesterday that the last thing my sister says to him before he goes to the game is, "hope you lose". Brought a tear to the eye.