United Thread | 2025/26

[solley attwell]

Just tuna in.
Schooled.
Just herring about it.
Cod it be any funnier.
Salmon call the police

eel be gone by xmas

 

[Pam]

They (Raggies) saying want a full rebuild. Start from scratch, get rid of the manager, the keeper, the players, the Glazers, scrap the lot, rebuild from the foundations.


It has to work better than the previous 5 times they've tried it, right?

Abolish the club and have done with it.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Amorim on sky just said that the players gave him a very loud message. No intensity. Best team won.
The way he's talking i think he's gone tomorrow morning

Hope he doesn't walk away so the cunts have to sack him and pay him off. Ideally in June 26

 

[PeterBarnesShorts]

Another £200 mill to get beat by Grimsby!?Jeeez!,…my f’kin sides are sore!When was that ‘ever so unlucky’..’loads of positives to take’..blah blah,defeat against Arsenal again?It’s all just classic comedy,eh?Far funnier than any fiction that’s written these days!..

 

[peter.evans]

As the theme song for Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads went, all we have to look forward to is the past.

Bob said to Terry, " Hes from down south " and Terry replied " Where, Middlesbrough "!?

 

[paulchapo]

Chris Sutton
Former Premier League striker on BBC Radio 5 Live at Blundell Park

If I was Ruben Amorim tonight there is not a prayer that I would have made eight changes. I would have played my strongest team, try to put the game to bed and then make changes. That was an error from him in my book. He will struggle to come back from this. The pressure this season is well and truly on now. If I'm him I am officially worried.

 

[Nep]

Waited 45 years for this. Redemption for Halifax

 

[I'm Blue]

Taking it well..

 

[southamptonblue]

What’s Ratboy said/posted

"It's all the Glazers fault"

 

[Bluearmy]

Knives are out for Berrada on Red Cafe. All is not well at the Swamp ;)

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

The Messiah

 

[richardtheref]

Grimsby manager also said that they had 8 players out tonight.

 

[Beanhead]

Seems he has won just 8 games out of 35 against English opposition, somehow 2 of them wins were against us.

That’s fucking shocking and mathematically relegation form.. keep it up A moron.

 

[Akira]

Amorim on sky just said that the players gave him a very loud message. No intensity. Best team won.
The way he's talking i think he's gone tomorrow morning

So after 200mil++ spent on backing him, the players already want him to fuck off after three games. Disasterclass.

 

[ancoats]

Why are people saying it's a shock result ? We are not talking about the mighty Man United here, 15th in the Premier League speaks volumes and many would have had a cheeky £10 on Grimsby beating them

That's right, a club that fielded a team worth less than £1million beating a team that's worth over £700million
There was nothing between them on the night and if people were watching football for the first time, Grimsby looked the better club

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Early days but Sesko looks like a massive downgrade on Hojlund if such a thing is possible. Has Slimy Stone managed to spin a positive out of it yet?

 

[Earlyriser]

Chris Sutton is probably the most odious pundit of all time patronising twat who wasn’t that great a player but thinks he was Pele

Sutton and Savage an odious paring

 

[southamptonblue]

Knives are out for Berrada on Red Cafe. All is not well at the Swamp ;)

.....did he miss his penalty? ;)

 

[bridgeno1]

So after 200mil++ spent on backing him, the players already want him to fuck off after three games. Disasterclass.

No he'll turn it around for sure. Best give him a long contract extension and another £100m to spend on money grabbing mercenary also-ran players.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Will he walk in the morning or will he get sacked?