United Thread | 2025/26

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nah thats to easy, i wont them to go into a death spiral like they are where there is continual hope with nothing at the end of it, i want them to be the sisyphus of football constantly pushing a rock up a hill and NEVER reaching the top
Would be a herculean task to clean the stench from the Augean swamp, or is that dumplington?

Or perhaps a reverse Midas of everything you touch turns to shit!
 
My youngest was misbehaving last night refusing to go sleep for mum,
I brought her down stairs,made her watch the rags,she was begging me to take her back upstairs.
That'll teach her.
The way to handle that one is make sure she gets loads of treats when Daddy does his football happy dance. She'll soon be an all in blue!
 
Fuck em. Like some one said above we owe them decades of piss taking and that will last until I breathe my last breath then I will hate them in death for eternity!
Sometimes I set my alarm clock 5 minutes early and go to bed 10 minutes later so I can spend longer hating the cunts.
 
Copyright Toyah Wilcox

It’s no mystery, it’s no mystery
You lost to Grimsby of League two.
It’s no mystery to me
Your shots in the dark
All ended outside Blundell Park
Is it a mystery to you?

I’m not here all week.
i once kissed toyah at salford uni.
true story.
 
On my 43rd birthday in 1998 I went to visit my parents in Saddleworth and got the bus into Manchester to watch City v Bury. We lost 1-0. Waiting for a bus back to Saddleworth a United fan saw my replica shirt and asked how we got on. I told him, and he said he was quite sad how City had declined. If I had met him today I would have reciprocated the sentiment
 
I sent some sincere and well meaning commiserations to rag friends last night and none have had the opportunity to reply yet. Strange!
I messaged a few of em through the match.

A couple of them said "aint watching it mate"
One said my firestick is playing up lol - it was on terrestial TV!!!

Lying bastards.
 

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