What problem did you have today??

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Just came home with the wife and I was closing up the car, but the wife freaking out over a big burgandy colored spider on our front door. Said if it bites.. it can be lethal.

Looked like this..



I'm like okay.. I'll keep an eye over it so it doesn't run into the house..

Told her to get the work gloves, she came back with a sledge hammer.

Told her to get the work gloves, she comes back with a sawzall.

Told her to get some paper towels, she comes back with my bath towel.

Arachnophobia.. yep my wife has it!!

Had to use my flip flops to destroy that terrorizing spider.. it's in several pieces now..

Thank you for your sacrifice spider.. Wife is much calmer now..

 

[Stoned Rose]

Mine was posters on here mentioning their bird but not posting any fucking pics.

 

[flook]

Mine was a little less dramatic, couldn't log into ITVX on my new virgin 360 box. Had to do a factory reset, which worked, despite it being straight out of the box, unaltered from its factory settings.......

 

[idahoblues]

My concrete guys put the anchor bolts in the wrong place

 

[manimanc]

An app on my phone worked perfectly all morning.
Then I needed said app to help me fill a form in and it went into old age pensioner mode and took ages to load.
Fucking phones.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I tried to book a flu jab on the NHS website. It gave me various dates & times but when I tried to book them, I kept getting the response that the time-slot I'd picked wasn't actually available.

 

[doots]

Pornhub asking for too much information.

 

[thebiglug]

Pornhub asking for too much information.

VPN. Then you can pull yourself around the room without all the questions.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

VPN. Then you can pull yourself around the room without all the questions.

Good advice, but I for one am wondering what device this post was sent from.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Couldn't get the bedroom aircon to run on Boost cooling last night.

 

[crublue1]

23 quid for a 5 mile uber..
Fucked it off, drove and didn't drink.
Wankers.

 

[ob]

Internet provider issues causing slow speed at work. Meaning our IT Helpdesk was a tad busier than usual. Fixed just as I was leaving at 5 but down most of the day. Potentially linked to a cyber attack ((cut cables) by group called Shut The System aimed at few cities around the country

 

[Blue Maverick]

After having an EV charger installed by probably the laziest electrician ever I’ve had to reattach all my cctv to the WiFi, takes bloody ages.

 

[The Black Shed]

These easy peelers are not easy to peel!! The rind comes off in little fingernail pieces, a mess. what happened to satsumas eh, where have they gone? The original, GOAT easy peeler

 

[TheGhost]

The robot vacuum got stuck

 

[Lavinda Past]

The robot vacuum got stuck

Are you posting from A&E...?

 

[mexico1970]

Are you posting from A&E...?

Proving conclusively that it gets into every nook and cranny.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Home insurance up 25% over last year..

what the fuck????

 

[york away to this!]

I got arrested for telling a joke about trans "ladies" and their bollocks.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The robot vacuum got stuck

That sucks.