President Trump

I may be late to this but:
Every House Rules Republican votes to block the Epstein Files Transparency Act from advancing
 
Don't you know he has stopped 7, 9, 10 every war in history??
He was brilliant during the War of Jenkins Ear using an army of cotton buds to end it. In the American war of independence he took over the airports and deployed drones against the dastardly British. The USAAF use his nappies to bombard Venezuela, the biggest threat to Israel; their small fishing boats carry billions of tons of dangerous gummy bears. Oh yes, the greatest president of the whole world ever who taught Ghengis Khan how to invade Poland and demonstrated to Alexander the Great how to subdue Afghanistan.
Oh, and have you seen him dance?
Make America Gobsmacked Again.
PS. We are preparing Agent Orange to lay waste to Chicago.
(Signed by a forger)
 
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He was brilliant during the War of Jenkins Ear using an army of cotton buds to end it. In the American war of independence he took over the airports and deployed drones against the dastardly British. The USAAF use his nappies to bombard Venezuela, the biggest threat to Israel; their small fishing boats carry billions of tons of dangerous gummy bears. Oh yes, the greatest president of the whole world ever who taught Ghengis Khan how to invade Poland and demonstrated to Alexander the Great how to subdue Afghanistan.
Oh, and have you seen him dance?
I believe his highly supportive ankles make his limbo a wonder of the ages.
 
Qatar: Did you know about the bombing?

Trump: Nope. I'm as surprised as you are. I'll tell Netanyahu to knock it off.

Qatar: Hmmm...Only your administration knew where the negotiators were staying.

Trump: Biden must have told Israel.

Qatar: Hmmm....
 
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Guess I must be blind seeing my car insurance bill up 25%, grocery prices going up.

These oligarchs can't wait to get cheaper money and cheat me out of the interest on my CDs.

But trans people are the problem right??
 
Question: which of the five or so posts above does the old Lancashire expression "Thick as two short planks" best describe?

Answers on a postcard, please.
 
I may be late to this but:
Every House Rules Republican votes to block the Epstein Files Transparency Act from advancing
Its absolutely disgusting that they will protect someone who has credible links to being a Paedo. Rather than investigate if the most powerful man in the world is in fact a paedo, or completely exonerate him, theyd rather sweep it under the carpet because hes a republican. Disgrace.
 
Shitgibbon, head of NATO, responds to Russian Drones in Poland

President Donald Trump has posted on Truth Social: “What’s with Russia violating Poland’s airspace with drones? Here we go!”

fucking thundercunt
 
Shitgibbon, head of NATO, responds to Russian Drones in Poland

President Donald Trump has posted on Truth Social: “What’s with Russia violating Poland’s airspace with drones? Here we go!”

fucking thundercunt
Will go down in history as the worst POTUS ever. The man is an embarrassment
 
The irony. Lol

Tell the Coward in Chief to do his own inviting next time.

Well! This was fun
Such a chickenshit gimp post. You don’t defend Trump et al because you can’t, so you just waltz in here like a post-bean salad fart and then run away and hide again. Note how on football threads you go on forever defending your takes — but not here, no sir. An absolutely yellow, nut-less, gormless move.

Thanks for fucking up my country.
 

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