United (H) - Sun 14th Sept, 16:30 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

[heslops barnet]

I'm not , we're gonna smash the cunts they're shite

We say that every season

 

[heslops barnet]

Sadly that killer instinct has been missing for a while now.

Can’t remember the last time we played with killer instinct

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I've heard that Haaland is going to be wearing his lucky underpants, so we'll be OK.

He'll scare 'em to death.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Got to be loud and proud tomorrow. Team needs us

 

[eyalluvitt]

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I've heard that Haaland is going to be wearing his lucky underpants, so we'll be OK.

He'll scare 'em to death.

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is Noel wearing Elton John’s platforms?

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Can’t remember the last time we played with killer instinct

Wolves, actually, I'd argue. We didn't even play all that well. We smashed them, nevertheless. That's killer instinct.
Brighton, we were playing quite well, and should have put that absolutely out of sight. Instead, we didn't put our foot on the pedal, and sacrificed all three points. That's not killer instinct.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Sadly that killer instinct has been missing for a while now.

Maybe since we let them off in the 6-3. Terrible subs.

 

[City_Sean]

It's time for Big Erl to step up and deliver in these games. He has had smoke blown up his ares this week so fucking destroy the cunts.

For me it's time for the supporting cast to step up. If Haaland doesn't score then nobody else does so it would be nice for the likes of Foden, Doku, or Bobb etc to help out.

 

[.db.]

It's time for Big Erl to step up and deliver in these games. He has had smoke blown up his ares this week so fucking destroy the cunts.

Haaland has delivered in these games.

v Utd - 6 goals, 3 assists in 8 games
v Arsenal - 4 goals, 2 assists in 8 games
v Chelsea - 4 goals, 2 assists in 6 games
v Spurs - 4 goals and 1 assist in 7 games

The only big team he’s not really delivered at that level against in his time here so far is Liverpool with 3 goals and 0 assists in 8 games.

But still, 29 goal contributions in 37 games.


It’s everyone else who needs to step up and deliver.

Take Doku, for example:

v Utd - 1 goal, 0 assists in 6 games
v Lpool - 0 goals, 0 assists in 4 games
v Arsenal - 0 goals, 0 assists in 3 games
v Chelsea - 0 goals, 0 assists in 6 games
v Spurs - 0 goals, 1 assist in 5 games

2 goal contributions in 24 games.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

It's time for Big Erl to step up and deliver in these games. He has had smoke blown up his ares this week so fucking destroy the cunts.

He's scored over 20 goals against the top 5.
I think he has delivered

 

[TheGhost]

City in 2012 and with 89 points right?

But excluding seasons when city won it as it doesn’t count for this calculation, 89 points would have won the league in 9 of the 13 years since.

Apologies that should have read more than 5 games

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I'm confident Doku will step up after those big performances against Wales and Kazakhstan. Never been more confident.

 

[heslops barnet]

Haaland has delivered in these games.

v Utd - 6 goals, 3 assists in 8 games
v Arsenal - 4 goals, 2 assists in 8 games
v Chelsea - 4 goals, 2 assists in 6 games
v Spurs - 4 goals and 1 assist in 7 games

The only big team he’s not really delivered at that level against in his time here so far is Liverpool with 3 goals and 0 assists in 8 games.


It’s everyone else who needs to step up and deliver.

Take Doku, for example:

v Utd - 1 goal, 0 assists in 6 games
v Lpool - 0 goals, 0 assists in 4 games
v Arsenal - 0 goals, 0 assists in 3 games
v Chelsea - 0 goals, 0 assists in 6 games
v Spurs - 0 goals, 1 assist in 5 games

Just about sums up Dokus all round contribution

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

No idea which team will turn up

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I'm confident Doku will step up after those big performances against Wales and Kazakhstan. Never been more confident.

Let's hope he starts so.

 

[ufo]

I've heard that Haaland is going to be wearing his lucky underpants, so we'll be OK.

He'll scare 'em to death.

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David silva is half his size but with double sized cock

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I'm not confident at all for tomorrow. We were crap in both PL games against them last season and we have been crap in the last two games leading up to this.

They are utter shite, but we are not playing much better at the moment.

 

[Belly5959]

The red rag shite. We'll hammer em. Come on you blue boys.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Need to smash these cunts tomorrow.

 

[eyalluvitt]

I've heard that Haaland is going to be wearing his lucky underpants, so we'll be OK.

He'll scare 'em to death.

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Little by little