United Thread | 2025/26

[bluethrunthru]

From the BBC

19:07 BST​

FT: Man City 3-0 Man Utd

News just in from the Opta supercomputer.

Manchester United have a higher chance of being relegated (11%) than they do of finishing inside the top five (7.3%).

 

[TinFoilHat]

They are shite!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sesko might be worse than Rasmus Birtles.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Ruben looks like a dead man walking.

Nuno to the rescue?!!!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Sesko might be worse than Rasmus Birtles.

He’s no Samaras, that’s for sure!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He’s no Samaras, that’s for sure!!

The roughest of zirconia.

 

[Bigga]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

 

[jimharri]

Ruben looks like a dead man walking.

Nuno to the rescue?!!!

Lost over half the PL games since he's been in charge.
P 31
W 8
D 7
L 16
GD -13
Win percentage 25.8

A point a game. That's borderline relegation form.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

From the BBC

19:07 BST​

FT: Man City 3-0 Man Utd

News just in from the Opta supercomputer.

Manchester United have a higher chance of being relegated (11%) than they do of finishing inside the top five (7.3%).

I dare say if that happens after the money they’ve spent they’d be in serious financial trouble.

We can live in hope.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Hey Big Mal, how many we scoring today?

Fair play to Big Mal - form the grave he still influences..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

From the BBC
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I'm looking for it - where's the Morrissey reference!?! ;-)

 

[city5189]

Pick the bones outta that Neville you ratface ****

 

[ChicagoBlue]

I’d take Diallo, but beyond that, there’s nothing there. How the mighty have fallen.

Glazers need to sell up. Club needs an overhaul, front to back, up and down, left to right.

They need at least 6 new players and a new stadium…so, $3Bn or so??? The only way that arrives is from a new investment group willing to invest that kind of dough, as they still have a marquee name and merch potential.

I hope City are watching and learning from the mistakes United made when Ferguson left, because this League takes no prisoners and leaves you nowhere to hide if you don’t stay current, with steady, consistent replacement and improvement.

 

[city5189]

Not happy over on red cafe,
They've gone from pre season premier cup champions to relegation fodder in 4 games. Hahahaha

 

[roy.or.r]

Mbuemo on our right side would have been actually great.

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

I’d take Diallo, but beyond that, there’s nothing there. How the mighty have fallen.

Glazers need to sell up. Club needs an overhaul, front to back, up and down, left to right.

They need at least 6 new players and a new stadium…so, $3Bn or so??? The only way that arrives is from a new investment group willing to invest that kind of dough, as they still have a marquee name and merch potential.

I hope City are watching and learning from the mistakes United made when Ferguson left, because this League takes no prisoners and leaves you nowhere to hide if you don’t stay current, with steady, consistent replacement and improvement.

I doubt they will sell they are waiting for an American majority to force through individual tv deals to get a much bigger valuation or take much more out each season

 

[city5189]

oohh, they give me LIFE!!!



Inject them into my veins!!

That big Steve phone call mid rant was hilarious.
Could have been 7/8 :)

 

[calumdown]

thank fuck for that.

said it before and will say it again...
being above them is the most important thing.

 

[discopop]

You came, you saw, you had one nursery rhyme you went home after 75 mins.

Enjoy your septic fuck shit teams season being over bar the FA cup, I suppose you’ve got your proposed lucrative midweek friendlies to look forward to.

 

[dublinblue12]

Is he asking to be sacked here, there's something a bit Alan Ballish how he speaks, I'm convinced they will be will relegated if he is still there after Xmas, love him