United Thread | 2025/26

[KentBlue]

These cunts would have been relegated years ago but for RedWebb. Only out and out corruption from pgmol and other interested parties has kept these in the Premier League for so long.

 

[Bill Walker]

Outstanding result lol. Made my morning when I woke up.

Upsets do happen as freak results where teams could play another 10 times and it likely won't happen again but this has happened because they're utter shite, no other reason. That's the best part about it. They could play another ten times and it'll happen at least a few.

Disgraceful behaviour by Man United players last week in Carrington training ground.. Apparently 11 first team players were found playing football with an injured hedgehog. The RSPC were going to intervene, but the hedgehog was 3-0 up.

 

[TinFoilHat]

These cunts would have been relegated years ago but for RedWebb. Only out and out corruption from pgmol and other interested parties has kept these in the Premier League for so long.

"Manchester United are good for the Brand"

Dick Scudamore - Premier League CEO

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The 4th rag - finally one with a local accent - is a right Mr Anger Issues!

 

[domalino]

These cunts would have been relegated years ago but for RedWebb. Only out and out corruption from pgmol and other interested parties has kept these in the Premier League for so long.

If it could ever happen, this year is probably the year.

One can only dream.

 

[deano ou812]

These cunts would have been relegated years ago but for RedWebb. Only out and out corruption from pgmol and other interested parties has kept these in the Premier League for so long.

Indeed,and they’ll be looking over their shoulder shortly if results don’t improve although this is were pgmol and the premier league come into play,home to Chelsea next week,just wouldn’t be surprised if they get a dodgy pen and Chelsea a man sent off..They need to protect the rags ..

 

[Bluesince1979]

Fucking wank stains

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The 4th rag - finally one with a local accent - is a right Mr Anger Issues!

Whoever the City fan who impersonated Goldbridge when Haaland scored the 3rd, he was spot on!

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Gingers Dad]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

 

[Gingers Dad]

In our team he would be awesome

Do me a favour

 

[richardtheref]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

I didn't realise Sesko was on the pitch until I saw him walking off at the end.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Haaland has now scored more PL goals than Sir Marcus of Fishfinger.

In 196 fewer games.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is he asking to be sacked here, there's something a bit Alan Ballish how he speaks, I'm convinced they will be will relegated if he is still there after Xmas, love him

Too stupid or too stubborn to change his system, which he clearly doesn’t have the players for.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

You stick to your guns Ruben!



Hahahahaha!

 

[DTKOAG]

Casemiro coming on for the last 10 minutes wearing his gloves in September says everything about that club

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Too stupid or too stubborn to change his system, which he clearly doesn’t have the players for.

At least the hierarchy seem happy…

 

[Bluesince1979]

At least the hierarchy seem happy…

Him behind the hard shoulder shitter clearly got a waft of piss from the GPC

 

[Vienna_70]

At least the hierarchy seem happy…

Two City rejects with two scruffy knights.

 

[malg]

What about that manager Forest just got rid of? Reckon he'd do a decent job with those players.