Coatigan is gonna come on and give you hell about referring to him/them as "Scotch" - that's a drink. I think the grouping you were reaching for is "Scots".
Like soundtrack music, Eurovision, comedy situations and the backing for videos, electronic music for ice cream vans gets a pass because it's for a functional purpose. Electronic music for serious discourse is laughable - only joking, don't write to your MP :)
But I do like the idea of using "ice cream van music" as a put down a very nice idea. I'll be sharpening my quill awaiting its next appearance.
Some of the comments so far that the Smithereens somehow have no edge is most surprising. They came up through the US college rock system with R.E.M., The Replacements and others. How you can listen to that guitar sound and come to that conclusion is baffling, but each to their own.