Takeaways who only take cash

[I'm With Stupid]

All good questions although I've never had a banana or pineapple fritter, I generally find Chinese but especially Indian deserts to be shite.

As someone who's lived in Asia for a long time, I've got to say, Asia can't do desserts. The whole continent are universally shit at them.

 

[mexico1970]

As someone who's lived in Asia for a long time, I've got to say, Asia can't do desserts. The whole continent are universally shit at them.

The Chinese chippy in Northenden used to do a cracking chop suey roll and fritters were perfect walking home food.

However as you say the puddings aren't up to much, that all you can eat buffet in Manchester had some particularly grim jelly offerings it's because they use that agar agar to set them.

 

[Scottyboi]

As someone who's lived in Asia for a long time, I've got to say, Asia can't do desserts. The whole continent are universally shit at them.

It's helps them stay slim tbf.

 

[hilts]

Michelle Mone is topping up her tan on her 100 foot yacht in the Carribbean after scamming the taxpayer out of £122 million and people are worried about the local chippy only taking cash which might not be declared. Crazy times.

Ah the old someone else is doing something bigger thats wrong and one can't possibly talk about 2 separate things excuse, there is just not enough time in the day :-).

 

[hilts]

Tax dodging ? Makes me laugh you people worry about takeaway getting away with it when we had people wasting millions of tax money on faulty PPI stuff,unbelievable.

Another one :-)

 

[hilts]

As someone who's lived in Asia for a long time, I've got to say, Asia can't do desserts. The whole continent are universally shit at them.

Why though? The rest of the stuff is generally superb.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Why though? The rest of the stuff is generally superb.

No dairy, no ovens. Loads of bean-based stuff that just isn't as good. The only thing I like, which isn't just a local version of something western, is mochi.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Several buggers

I always get the 69

Is that the cream of sum yun guy?

 

[crooky]

As someone who's lived in Asia for a long time, I've got to say, Asia can't do desserts. The whole continent are universally shit at them.

I thought that as well until I had one of the best sundaes I've ever had in Thailand. The hot weather probably contributed to the enjoyment of the cold dessert but it did seem damn good at the time.

 

[johnnytapia]

Went to Palermo and Cefalu this summer and didn’t have a problem.

I was in Palermo for our friendly. Everyone demanded payment in cash - taxi drivers, bars, restaurants, shops. Only the hotel, begrudgingly, accepted card (and that’s ’cos I’d ran out of cash!).
Great place, great trip.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I was in Palermo for our friendly. Everyone demanded payment in cash - taxi drivers, bars, restaurants, shops. Only the hotel, begrudgingly, accepted card (and that’s ’cos I’d ran out of cash!).
Great place, great trip.

Maybe they thought you looked a bit dodgy mate.

 

[johnnytapia]

All good questions although I've never had a banana or pineapple fritter, I generally find Chinese but especially Indian deserts to be shite.

I find most deserts shite. And very hot (the Antarctic being an honourable exception).

 

[Stoned Rose]

I always get the 69

Pics?

 

[tweety]

Ah the old someone else is doing something bigger thats wrong and one can't possibly talk about 2 separate things excuse, there is just not enough time in the day :-).

Because we know that Mone even though she's basically stole £122 million from the taxpayer she won't pay a penny back and will be living the high life till the day she dies. The chippy, tradesmen etc. will have HMRC all over them. Low hanging fruit.

 

[johnnytapia]

Pics?

As a very inexperienced teenager I asked my then, much more experienced girlfriend, “How do you do a 69?”
She showed me and asked what I thought. I said , “I’m not doing another 68 of them.”

 

[Barcon]

Because we know that Mone even though she's basically stole £122 million from the taxpayer she won't pay a penny back and will be living the high life till the day she dies. The chippy, tradesmen etc. will have HMRC all over them. Low hanging fruit.

Never heard of her.

 

[Big mals fedora]

The Chinese chippy in Northenden used to do a cracking chop suey roll and fritters were perfect walking home food.

Anything taste good after 8 pints!! :-)

 

[1961_vintage]

Never heard of her.

She devised a support device for low hanging fruit.

 

[Blue Mist]

Never heard of her.

In short, she invented a bra. She made a load of money off daft bints who thought her bras were great.
The Tories, seeing an angle got her involved in the government and made her a female Sir.
When Covid struck she told Boris she could get all the PPE that Britain could handle.
It appears that everything she provided was not fit for purpose and the government had paid out an absolute fortune.
She's laughing, we're not. End of.

 

[Barcon]

She devised a support device for low hanging fruit.

Sounds like the Saxx underwear that I wear.