Cricket Thread

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Why play at it. Was well away from his body, should have left it.

Because he's a wanker.

 

[heslops barnet]

Because he's a wanker.

Never learns

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Never learns

Can't even get runs in county cricket.

 

[sutty66]

Crawley shouldn’t be out… khawaja’s towel caught it… should be 5 penalty runs

 

[chris63]

Perth looking good

 

[heslops barnet]

Out I’m afraid

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s 2:59…

 

[heslops barnet]

I’m regretting getting up early…

 

[chris63]

Top order batsman love wasting reviews.

 

[Winchester]

I'm going to sleep
Can't stand this punishment
Mrs W gives hers out for free

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I’m regretting getting up early…

Lol, I'm just going to bed.

Starc, the best bowler. It's not rocket science to not play expansive shots against him when the ball is new.

Driving at wide one's, playing across the line against a straight one.

It's not against the law, to reign it in and see him off.

 

[heslops barnet]

Lol, I'm just going to bed.

Starc, the best bowler. It's not rocket science to not play expansive shots against him when the ball is new.

Driving at wide one's, playing across the line against a straight one.

It's not against the law, to reign it in and see him off.

Aussies have bowled about 4 good balls and got 2 wickets

Batters playing like it’s a one day game

Edit: make that 3

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

5-0 was my thought. It’s looking more likely.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Shitshow

 

[willipp]

New ashes series down under, same old shite.

 

[PinkFinal]

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

 

[chris63]

Just see Starc out ffs.

 

[heslops barnet]

Shitshow

Never learn

 

[Debaser]

Hoping for a reverse jinx, 25/3 inside the first hour.

Close

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Close

The top order is wank. Not so much a reverse jinx more of a prediction. Just a good job Cummins and Hazlewood ain't playing.