United Thread | 2025/26

[the blue panther]

The scum that keeps on giving.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Before last night, Moyes had never won at OT as an away manager in 17 attempts.

He didn't win that many there as the home manager.

Edit: the last time Everton won at OT, he was the united manager. But in that season he got 64 points. That was Amorim's 39th PL game last night if my arithmetic is correct and he's got them 45 points in those 39 games, so 45 in 38.

 

[Tracking back]

You do know this is Mncheserrunitd we are talking about?

Yes, I do. Absolutely, and twenty five years ago that would have meant something and it would have held some gravitas to it.

This is 2025 and the rags have become the laughing stock of the premier league.

There was a time when the rags were synonymous with words like "champions", "serial winners" and "dominance."

Now we hear phrases like "jokers" "serial chokers" and "amateurs" in the same sentence as the rags.

The point that I was making is a general observation about other clubs in the league. As we know football is about fine margins and I genuinely believe that if players and managers were to treat the filth with half the contempt that I have for them they would be taking all three points more often than not.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Only just found out the result.
Couldn’t be happier -the wankers!!!

 

[bluemoon32]

Had to laugh at their new Peter Schmeichel trying to save the goal, should have saved it.
Yet another over rated player at Utd

 

[fulabeer]

Come the end of the season for at least one rag...

 

[Winchester]

Has Pete Boyle released a new song to recognise the mess they are in yet?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

She's giving a blowey and you're taking her back. Classic. 9.14 in.

 

[Bozo]

They're absolutely shit and they're going to be absolutely shit for a long time to come. Fantastic.

 

[Blueknows]

Got back from holiday yesterday and thought I’d go for a couple of beers , had my city hoodie on when one of the rags informed me that when they beat Everton they’ll go 4th.
I’ve just txt him to remind him they’re actually 10th . :)))

and could be back to 14th at the weekend

 

[youngbob]

They'll finish somewhere between 6th-10th.

We'll finish somewhere between 2nd-4th.

Reiterating.

 

[lawton mellor]

Just change it to TWAT.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

He could be sacked this weekend.

Naive scruffy him thinks he'll be able to ride the storm and keep Amorim in his job but it's going to be one hell of a shit storm.

 

[jimharri]

He didn't win that many there as the home manager.

Edit: the last time Everton won at OT, he was the united manager. But in that season he got 64 points. That was Amorim's 39th PL game last night if my arithmetic is correct and he's got them 45 points in those 39 games, so 45 in 38.

I make that 34 points in 34 games.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Thought it was Southgate

Tommy has a hard on for the lad and the feeling is mutual.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Jim White said earlier it’s funny how they sacked Moyes in 7th, and now here he is beating them at their own ground with the rags in 9th. Different owners I know.

Scruffy Jim and Amorim forever!

 

[bluebanana83]

That's nearly the equivalent of a full season. And they're on 34 points, that's an average of a point a game ; that's borderline relegation form, if it was over the course of a normal season rather than over two half seasons. If it was, they'd be looking over their shoulder. Lost twice as many as they've won under him. Just over 1 win in every 4 games.

For context….hes lost as many as Alan Ball did in 38 games. Ball won 9, drew 11 and lost 18 in 38.

Amorim still has 4 games to beat Ball’s loss record over 38 games. If I was a betting man…I’d put my mortgage on him doing it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Any vids out yet of the YouTube clowns?

Here you go.
Never seen the 3rd and 4th ones before. What fucking accent so they have? It’s all “bro” and “bruv” every sentence

 

[give it to gordon]

Big Sam will have a choice soon to manage dippers or rags lol

 

[jimharri]

For context….hes lost as many as Alan Ball did in 38 games. Ball won 9, drew 11 and lost 18 in 38.

Amorim still has 4 games to beat Ball’s loss record over 38 games. If I was a betting man…I’d put my mortgage on him doing it.

All together now.....
"And after all,
"you're my....."