United Thread | 2025/26

[the blue panther]

Win tonight and they're up to 5th and only 9 points off Arsenal.......they're still in a title race with 3 points tonight.

Hammers tonight then Wolves on Monday - that's 6 points nailed-on for the scum, and - given that they've got a tactical God at the helm as well - Arsenal should be fearful.....very, very fearful!

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

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Absolutely fucking sickening. I can feel the bile rising.

 

[ysmsa]

It always amazes me how many Rags don't know their history when I tell them this.
I usually follow it up by informing them that their shit club was founded by a scouser, funnily enough most of them don't know this either.

This time it was most definitely their fault!

 

[the blue panther]

Tonight you may see the contrast between Heaven and Earth(y).

(You'll work it out!)

 

[Newman Noggs]

I find it astonishing that the rat has only missed 3 united games with injury since 16/17. Without him they are nothing (they're not much with him)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Does tonight count as a gentle curve rather than a corner?

 

[Blue2112]

 

[Chak19]

How the heck did Palace lose to these twats ? they must feel like us when we lose to Spuds.

 

[jaiguruKun]

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ROFL

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Just seen the score.

Haha.

 

[jimharri]

Hammers tonight then Wolves on Monday - that's 6 points nailed-on for the scum, and - given that they've got a tactical God at the helm as well - Arsenal should be fearful.....very, very fearful!

 

[east2]

Stupid twat with the hair will be like Rapunzel before they win 5 in a row!

 

[Fat Larrys Band]

It always amazes me how many Rags don't know their history when I tell them this.
I usually follow it up by informing them that their shit club was founded by a scouser, funnily enough most of them don't know this either.

Blueboy can you give me a potted history of the rags specifically the hand outs. I need more ammo to throw at a rag mate.

 

[Franny 1234]

Win tonight and they're up to 5th and only 9 points off Arsenal.......they're still in a title race with 3 points tonight.

There miles off
This must be a piss take

 

[Marvin.]

Time to hand in your transfer request Fernandes. Man Utd are going nowhere.

 

[N1985]

How the fuck do these twats have 22 points? They're fucking awful

 

[uweuweuwe]

Stupid twat with the hair will be like Rapunzel before they win 5 in a row!

The rags hierarchy are secretly pleased as the hair will soon be big enough to stop the rain leaking through the roof

 

[ninjamonkey]

I've lost track of whether they're back or not?

 

[Citi-leaks]

Teams have figured out that if you give them the ball they shit their pants and don't know what to do with it. Sit in a low block and hit them on the counter and they crumble. They don't have the skill to break teams down that sit back. Mbueno already looking Gash. Only took them 3 months to ruin him.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

How the heck did Palace lose to these twats ? they must feel like us when we lose to Spuds.

Made them play about 5 hours after they played a game in France.