Confession is good for the soul

[mancityvstoke]

I threw the first snowball at the dibble at Stoke away

 

[Dannyblue52]

You are George Formby and I claim my £10 reward !!

I admit to being a relative of George Formby.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

When I saw Yaya in his first season I told everyone he was shit.

 

[leithblue]

I have never gone into a game expecting we’d win.

It winds the kids up no end that on the way to Salford at home or West Ham or whoever that I fear the worst and expect we’ll cock the whole thing up.

I’ve been like this since 1983 and it’s not about to change. I’ll take a point against Sunderland tomorrow.

 

[mancboy]

It's New Year's Eve, a time for fresh starts and new beginnings, a time when all can be be forgiven.

I am here to take your confession so please confess all my children, and receive absolution.

I will start.

I really like and admire Jurgen Klopp.

I know plod when i see em

No comment

 

[spacecadet]

I hate rags and the scouse bastards much more than when I woke up this morning. You can even add Arse trumpers to that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

When I saw Yaya in his first season I told everyone he was shit.

Evening, Merse.

 

[jimharri]

What if you don't have anything to confess? I'm pretty much perfect. Think the manners of Keanu Reeves and a hybrid appearance of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. That pretty much sums me up. One speeding ticket so far. Mod of the year for the past 10 years.

God damn it, but I'm bloody good.

 

[manclad]

I admit to being a relative of George Formby.

Apparently the part he used to play was that of a " gormless Lancashire lad".

 

[mancboy]

What if you don't have anything to confess? I'm pretty much perfect. Think the manners of Keanu Reeves and a hybrid appearance of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. That pretty much sums me up. One speeding ticket so far. Mod of the year for the past 10 years.

God damn it, but I'm bloody good.

I confess that jimharri is a fucking liar, the hybrid appearance of brad garrett and george formby

 

[bluemoon32]

I've watched our great success, wonderful players & fantastic matches that i never thought possible but i still can't quite take to the Etihad.
Sorry

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

I'm married to someone who's family have been dippers all their life!

At least I've converted her to being a blue (might be sacriledge to some, but I did it)

And I got her to quit smoking as well.. so I'm working miracles with my magic!

 

[Lankers]

I don't know what a clarkie is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

I don't know what a clarkie is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

I was afraid to ask what a GPC was but then I was swiftly educated!

 

[borassic]

I threw the first snowball at the dibble at Stoke away

That was a mint day out

 

[spacecadet]

I threw the first snowball at the dibble at Stoke away

Brilliant, Blue. PMSL

 

[Oyster28catcher]

I added to the demand of chips and then they ran out.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I knew Mr Banks and he never actually left the Kippax when they said he had.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

What if you don't have anything to confess? I'm pretty much perfect. Think the manners of Keanu Reeves and a hybrid appearance of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. That pretty much sums me up. One speeding ticket so far. Mod of the year for the past 10 years.

God damn it, but I'm bloody good.

Blasphemer!

 

[jimharri]

I don't know what a clarkie is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

A "clarkie" is when someone posts something utterly unbelievable (we're swopping Savinho for Yamal), and someone actually bites. He's then been acknowledged as having been "clarkied". Back in the days of B&W telly, there was a fishing attempt most days on here. Once you've been nailed a couple of times, you learn to spot them. I think most of the FOCs were done; I certainly was! I was pretty sure the original thread was in classics thread, but I can't find it

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