Confession is good for the soul

I have never gone into a game expecting we’d win.

It winds the kids up no end that on the way to Salford at home or West Ham or whoever that I fear the worst and expect we’ll cock the whole thing up.

I’ve been like this since 1983 and it’s not about to change. I’ll take a point against Sunderland tomorrow.
 
What if you don't have anything to confess? I'm pretty much perfect. Think the manners of Keanu Reeves and a hybrid appearance of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. That pretty much sums me up. One speeding ticket so far. Mod of the year for the past 10 years.

God damn it, but I'm bloody good.
I confess that jimharri is a fucking liar, the hybrid appearance of brad garrett and george formby
 
I'm married to someone who's family have been dippers all their life!

At least I've converted her to being a blue (might be sacriledge to some, but I did it)

And I got her to quit smoking as well.. so I'm working miracles with my magic!
 
What if you don't have anything to confess? I'm pretty much perfect. Think the manners of Keanu Reeves and a hybrid appearance of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. That pretty much sums me up. One speeding ticket so far. Mod of the year for the past 10 years.

God damn it, but I'm bloody good.
Blasphemer!
 
I don't know what a clarkie is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
A "clarkie" is when someone posts something utterly unbelievable (we're swopping Savinho for Yamal), and someone actually bites. He's then been acknowledged as having been "clarkied". Back in the days of B&W telly, there was a fishing attempt most days on here. Once you've been nailed a couple of times, you learn to spot them. I think most of the FOCs were done; I certainly was! I was pretty sure the original thread was in classics thread, but I can't find it

:-(
 

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