United Thread | 2025/26

[Scaring Europe to Death]

So we've already had 5 home cup games, with Galatasaray and Newcastle still to come, and possibly/probably more in both the FA Cup and CL

United will only have 1 home cup game in a 40 game season

So in other words, by the end of the season, the aggregate number of fans watching football at the ETIHAD might be higher than Old Trafford.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

How on earth have they gone out after all that fawning build up and hype?

Fcking glorious!!!!

 

[citymad]

If that isn't a case of The Seagulls following The Trawlers I don't know what is :-)
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That would make a brilliant headline!

 

[urban genie]

darren fletcher is a clown
der der der der-der-der
old trafford is falling down
scruffy jim's in fucking tears
Man city are on the beers

 

[yeseye]

I nearly got it right..

Hopefully Brighton will drive another nail in on Sunday.
Danny last minute winner will do nicely.

 

[bladdered]

 

[stan bowles]

Would be genuinely interested to know when was the last time the rags went an entire season without winning a single cup game - domestic or European?

It must be decades.

looking like 1981-82 - out of both domestic cups at the first hurdle and not in Europe from the previous season.

 

[Sheikh rattle and roll]

Bring back Interim

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Fletcher in

#SOF

 

[Vienna_70]

A special FA Cup appearance for Guy this week, but it will be his only one of thr season:

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Welbeck - too nice a lad to have stayed with that scum.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Bring back Interim

Oh, they love 'em so much, they're lining 'em.up...

 

[gingerprince]

Jason: Ruben you cannot continue with 343 it's just not working...

Jason: Darren you're in for x2 games, it's Burnley away in PL and Brighton Reserves at OT in FAC so nice and easy.
Just play 442 and win them, prove me right and Amorim wrong and the jobs yours til the end of the season.
Bring on that young lad Lacey at OT in the last ten mins and TNT can get all excited, what can go wrong....?

Scruffy:Jason it's just not working...

 

[foggy1974]

Im off to find Alice

Who the fuck is Alice

 

[Bantamgaz]

Put it in context Brighton made wholesale changes gifting them a place into the fourth round ...............and they still couldnt get the job done.

Thank fook they didnt equalise because we would have the cumfest of how the OT attmosphere got them through when the fookers had give up before there goal.

Seriously the only ok manager going in there is going for the money because any half decent manager wouldn't touch that club with a barge pole

 

[Sir peace frog]

 

[domalino]

I see what’s happened here.

Fletcher forgot to ask Ferguson for permission to win.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Give it to Fletcher until the end of the season.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Welbeck - too nice a lad to have stayed with that scum.

Too good a player also

 

[johnevans]

First Grimsby, now Brighton

If that isn't a case of The Seagulls following The Trawlers I don't know what is :-)

Absolutely brilliant, deserves to be framed and mounted on the walls of the 'Bluemoon Hall of Fame' for posterity and future generations of visitors to gaze upon its epigrammatic wonder!

Have been listening to some Professor Stanley Unwin today.. doubtless he'd describe Manchezder Unidelode's performance as 'folly, folly'; with their supporters being 'very disappointy booloders'; while noting that the rest of us will be ecstatic at the prospect of not seeing them guaranteed to be live on telly each and every bloody round for the rest of the competition.. 'oh deep, deep joy down in the fundamold..!'