United Thread | 2025/26

[KentBlue]

I think sometimes that we're too lenient with these cunts, way too lenient. Sure, we take the piss, we give them stick, but it's done in good faith, and it shouldn't be: we are at war with these bastards and we have been since that piss-soaked despot started putting the boot in on us when we were at our lowest ebb. Think about that banner, think about their fans cheering on 'Keano, Keano' when he deliberately set out to end Erlings dad's career. Think about the money the club gave to Cuntona and his entourage instead of the families of those who perished in the Munich disaster. Think about selling rancid, putrid meat to young school kids in order to make a profit. Think about the Pisscan bullying and cajoling referees and linesmen until they come round to his way of thinking, or about him 'persuading' certain other football managers into removing their on-loan players from a club that had recently sacked his son because he wasn't up to the job, or forcing rag players to sign up to another of his sons' owb sporting agency so that said son can pocket 10% of millions and millions of pounds from every new recruit.

This is a club that has named a stand after that very same drunken bully who oversaw the making and the maintenance of that banner, the same excuse of a man who who called our club 'small minded' and stated we'd never be successful 'in his lifetime.'

No, fuck the bantz, fuck the friendly rivalry, it's not a laughing matter, we should destroy those poisonous cunts at every chance we get. No let ups, no easing off the throttle, just the violent destruction of an enemy that would do the very same to us were the positions reversed.

 

[Longdarnit Blue]

“It is 44 years since the biggest club in English football last fell at the first hurdle of both domestic cup competitions, having been humiliated by League Two Grimsby in the Carabao Cup in August.” Chris Wheeler (fail on Sunday)

Love the humiliated bit but the biggest club in English football? Biggest at what? Biggest club in Trafford, Biggest debt, biggest rats, biggest layoff of staff, biggest failure in transfer dealings, biggest turnover in managers, biggest funding of US businessmen, biggest waterfall I’d happily accept but biggest club in English football. Ha ha ha.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

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Is that the seagull that shat in Ashley youngs mouth?

 

[mancboy]

“It is 44 years since the biggest club in English football last fell at the first hurdle of both domestic cup competitions, having been humiliated by League Two Grimsby in the Carabao Cup in August.” Chris Wheeler (fail on Sunday)

Love the humiliated bit but the biggest club in English football? Biggest at what? Biggest club in Trafford, Biggest debt, biggest rats, biggest layoff of staff, biggest failure in transfer dealings, biggest turnover in managers, biggest funding of US businessmen, biggest waterfall I’d happily accept but biggest club in English football. Ha ha ha.

Its the mandela effect, the press genuinely believe that if they say something enough times then it must be true

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Is that the seagull that shat in Ashley youngs mouth?

The very same... but it is pronounced Schh-ay-gull

 

[bridgeno1]

“It is 44 years since the biggest club in English football last fell at the first hurdle of both domestic cup competitions, having been humiliated by League Two Grimsby in the Carabao Cup in August.” Chris Wheeler (fail on Sunday)

Love the humiliated bit but the biggest club in English football? Biggest at what? Biggest club in Trafford, Biggest debt, biggest rats, biggest layoff of staff, biggest failure in transfer dealings, biggest turnover in managers, biggest funding of US businessmen, biggest waterfall I’d happily accept but biggest club in English football. Ha ha ha.

You know when you are introduced to someone and they are 25 stone, sweaty, unable to walk a few steps without pausing to gasp for air? Just completely unhealthy. People politely refer to them as 'big'.

So in this context United are the 'biggest' club in the country.

 

[Gordyola]

5Live saying Carrick is favorite and they hope to have him appointed in time for them returning to training on Wednesday
Staggering that they have two days off after yesterday

Edit also on BBC Sport aka Rag PR

Man Utd manager latest: Michael Carrick favourite for Old Trafford caretaker job

Michael Carrick emerges as favourite for the Manchester United caretaker role with club chiefs hoping to have an appointment in place for when players return to training on Wednesday.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[argyle]

They've been yapping this week about their history and it was a player from their recent past that knocked them out.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Ruben Interim sacked Michael Interim next up for the chop.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Carrick it is then.. A return to the 0-0 arena, last seen around the time of Peg.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Dreading Saturday now you just know alty Taylor will get the gig and we will be on the end of a good dry bumming off him and webbs cronies.

 

[Pablo123]

With a little foresight they could have had their Xmas party and end of season party at the same time :)

 

[jrb]

They are heading towards what we were in the 90’s a laughing stock,were we looked forward to trying to turn the cnuts over in the 2 league fixtures,they’ll be well up for stopping us this game and the one against the red scousers is all they have left this season..

The difference being, all other fans loved City, the fans our loyalty, and our sense of humour.

Whereas, other fans still fucking hate United, regardless of shit the club and team is becoming.

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[Gazza]

Carrick didn't do bad at Middlesbro' at first, the longer he was there, the worse it got.

 

[pauls]

“It is 44 years since the biggest club in English football last fell at the first hurdle of both domestic cup competitions, having been humiliated by League Two Grimsby in the Carabao Cup in August.” Chris Wheeler (fail on Sunday)

Love the humiliated bit but the biggest club in English football? Biggest at what? Biggest club in Trafford, Biggest debt, biggest rats, biggest layoff of staff, biggest failure in transfer dealings, biggest turnover in managers, biggest funding of US businessmen, biggest waterfall I’d happily accept but biggest club in English football. Ha ha ha.

The biggest clubs in Spain,Italy,Germany France etc dont go 13 years and counting without winning their Leagues, despite having every possible advantage in their favour, except the main one,having a decent team.

 

[malg]

Cunts. Absolute bunch of fucking small time cunts. Stunned they never got called out on it. In fact all those cunts who feel sorry for that **** Ferguson due to his age just remember that in his pomp when he was winning trophy after trophy, he was happy for this shite to be displayed at the swamp. He was an absolute fucking **** who condoned this. Fuck the ****

My apologies. I posted this late last night and was a bottle of wine down range when posting.

There are more than my normal number of 'C' bombs dropped there.

 

[jrb]

Plenty of hospitality packages left for the Derby.

Click on the link, click on the highlighted areas in the seat o,Anne, and it shows how many hospitality packages and seats are left.

https://tickets.manutd.com/en-GB/events/manchester%20united%20v%20manchester%20city/2026-1-17_12.30/old%20trafford?hallmap

 

[Eaststander1]

The likes of Doku, Haaland, Semenyo, Cherki - if they all play - will murder them going forward for us, they are dog shit at defending.

It’ll come down to if our makeshift defence can hold them out enough and we take our chances.

The main problem is the arial threat from McGuire and Sesko, should both play ..... we still have problems clearing crosses, and these two could profit if we leave them free ..... its probably easier is we stop the crosses coming across in first place, but we can never guarantee that we are gonna manage to do that.

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

I think sometimes that we're too lenient with these cunts, way too lenient. Sure, we take the piss, we give them stick, but it's done in good faith, and it shouldn't be: we are at war with these bastards and we have been since that piss-soaked despot started putting the boot in on us when we were at our lowest ebb. Think about that banner, think about their fans cheering on 'Keano, Keano' when he deliberately set out to end Erlings dad's career. Think about the money the club gave to Cuntona and his entourage instead of the families of those who perished in the Munich disaster. Think about selling rancid, putrid meat to young school kids in order to make a profit. Think about the Pisscan bullying and cajoling referees and linesmen until they come round to his way of thinking, or about him 'persuading' certain other football managers into removing their on-loan players from a club that had recently sacked his son because he wasn't up to the job, or forcing rag players to sign up to another of his sons' owb sporting agency so that said son can pocket 10% of millions and millions of pounds from every new recruit.

This is a club that has named a stand after that very same drunken bully who oversaw the making and the maintenance of that banner, the same excuse of a man who who called our club 'small minded' and stated we'd never be successful 'in his lifetime.'

No, fuck the bantz, fuck the friendly rivalry, it's not a laughing matter, we should destroy those poisonous cunts at every chance we get. No let ups, no easing off the throttle, just the violent destruction of an enemy that would do the very same to us were the positions reversed.

Amen to that.