You've just reminded me of one of my mates ordeals after a match at Everton .... he's a rag and for some reason had decided to try to get a train back Lime Street from a little station somewhere near Goodison ... he's stood on the platform and half a dozen Everton fans turn up and, spotting his United scarf, surround him and ask him what's black and blue and found on the ground ??
He says i don't know, to which they replied it's YOU mate, just before they they battered him to the floor, and put him in a Merseyside hospital for the next four days!!