Match Thread | West Ham vs. Manchester City (14/03/26)

[Bluemoonie92]

Cherki has to come on at half time

 

[colorado blue]

One touch in our box and 1 goal. Not good enough today.

 

[Georgian Maestro]

Marmoush is not a footballer

 

[madloaf]

What’s Benjani up to these days?

Why? Is he a manager?

 

[TShed]

Missing Doku but not that bad a half

 

[blue moony]

we’ve dominated and scored a goal

blame the dickhead in net

We’ve actually created fuck all

Dominated side to side to side . Woopppeeee

 

[warringtonblue]

Fairly happy with that half of football. Despite the individual mistake for their goal.

I think we’ll (genuinely) push on in the second half and grab another couple of goals…

Based on what exactly?

 

[ShaunMCFC]

After he kicks it? Well yeh no shit, he looks where the ball goes

Nah actually you’re right, he’s spooned it good and proper, nice one mate

 

[Beanhead]

What’s Benjani up to these days?

Sleeping in an airport lounge.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Pretty poor stuff from us. Not expecting much improvement 2nd half tbh.

Come on City!

 

[Micky Blue]

Fairly happy with that half of football. Despite the individual mistake for their goal.

I think we’ll (genuinely) push on in the second half and grab another couple of goals…

Yeah, we do always seem to come out firing in the second half of games.

 

[Coljj]

Unlikable?

But he's blockable

 

[jollylescott]

Haaland Marmoush and Semenyo aren't very good footballers, good goal scorers but poor footballers.

I don't think we can play all three in any game.

At a minimum Cherki has to be there to create something.

 

[Blu1]

Sorry but it’s time for major change at city!

Entire coaching staff need to go & I don’t care how much shit I get.

This team is better than this if played in the right way

 

[waspish]

Brilliant at keeping the ball silva chip great then a massive bollocks up on that corner! Love us to play kick and rush to confuse teams

 

[mattyads]

We’re just trying to squeeze players into a team, and it shows. It’s so disjointed.

Marmoush on the left, Semenyo in some kind of strange 10 role, our wide option Ait, with Nunes not even trying to get fwd.

Credit to Rodders and Bernie..boy I wish they were 5 years younger.

 

[paulchapo]

How fucking flat and boring are we. Foden/Cherki and Doku on. Do something different

We might as well fucking go for it

 

[sk3ptical]

When your left back is your best creative player you're in trouble.

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

I am off to watch the paint dry

 

[ashleycaulcott1]

Haaland is a useless fucker?

There's being reactionary and then there's this...

Just lately yeah massively useless