My mam said that to me a lot, and I remember once saying that would probably be better, that didn't go down well at all.
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Phrases once common you rarely hear today
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My mam said that to me a lot, and I remember once saying that would probably be better, that didn't go down well at all.
Face like a half chewed caramel.Face like a bag of spanners.
Shut yer cake hole
Face like a half chewed caramel.
Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, in fact I still use that sometimes.
Good one. I’m glad I was a kid when I was instead of the digitally hammered world they’re in today.Parents to kids...where have you been all day.
Nowadays it's are you coming out of that bedroom anytime today
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Sat waiting like piffy on a rock bun.
a slightly older response I recallWhat’s for tea?
"a jump at the latch and a bite of the doorknob"
Hi ya mum xSat waiting like piffy on a rock bun.
Hope we don’t get the rags in the cup ;)
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On a personal note, I used to use that one with my daughter, but I'd use Frank Bruno's leg, instead.If you said "that's not fair" she would say "neither is a black man's willy"
She'd then say "that's not funny", so I'd reply "neither is Les Dennis' Laughter Show"
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Or if a light's left on, "It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here"And then there's "Put wood in t'hole/Were you born in a barn" to get someone to shut a door.
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We need a Labour government
I’ll tell you owt fer nowt.
You’re not made of glass - when inadvertently standing in front of the telly.
You’re not made of glass - when inadvertently standing in front of the telly.
And thats the final whistle, its a victory for Manchester united
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Barber shop….would sir like something for the weekend
( do you want to buy a rubber)
( do you want to buy a rubber)
I still use Face like a Bulldog Chewing a wasp. :-)Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, in fact I still use that sometimes.