President Trump

I'm far, far from a conspiracy theorist but it's undeniably deeply suspicious how every gunman seems to be completely incompetent with firearms and it happens at the most convenient times for Trump.

The fact that it wouldnt even register in the top 10 craziest things he's done if we were to learn it was in any way staged, shows how far we've all sunk thanks to this wanker.

Feels like he's going to say "it would be mightily unfortunate if there was an assassination attempt right now" and wink to the camera before the next one.
Almost like someone pays them to do shit and enable it just at the right times, but Shirley that would never happen.
 
If my life had been threatened and prevented assassination had been stopped 3 times. I wouldn't be standing on a podium taking about my new ballroom and have a pisshead tell everyone how great America is.

It's as if they need to move the story on from Iran capitulation, district changes, and Epstein...
 
It's the White House Correspondents' Annual Dinner tomorrow night, with Trump reportedly attending for the first time as president. I can't for the life of me imagine anything will be said or done that makes Sunday headlines...

I'd seen suggestions that he's going to make a speech (which will probably be insulting most of the people) and will then walk out.

The WSJ are getting one of the top awards. I think for the scoop Trump/Epstein birthday card with a woman's silhouette - there is no chance he stays for that.
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It looks quite strange that one man would try running through all the security.

If I understood the reports, there were about 5 levels of security and he got through some without getting to the doors of the main room, and only one agent was hit (and on a bulletproof vest too).

The clattering in the room is the security team knocking tables over.
The people on stage didn't seem to hardly react to start with, and the first security agents to get to Trump stand behind him for some reason.
 
What really gets me is security whisked Vance away from the stage first...
Really?
That's because Vance can walk/run.

Have you seen clip where Satsuma Head falls over? They help him up and slowly walk him away.
He couldn't walk fast never mind run if he tried.
 
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Karoline Levitt: "I was never worried about having to outrun the gunman, I just needed to outrun the fat orange ****"

She was up and round that curtain like billy whizz before Trump had filled his nappy.
 
Think its obvious he's not very popular with
certain Americans.
Who else could do the job though?
 

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