EFL Playoffs time

Why the fuck would anyone listen to that ****'s opinion about anything?

Edit: Not aimed at you Jim but the idea someone thinks he has something valuable to say; ever.
Agree with you, 100%. Especially the "not aimed at you" bit! Apparently, his career is flatlining on the other side of the pond. But, as an alternative to expelling Southampton from the play off final, it has its merits.
 
What would anyone would learn spying on our training sessions?

Spy to spymaster - “we’ve got them now - I’ve found out City pass the ball a hundred times before they shoot. Just let our player who can count to 100 tackle the player with the ball on the 100th pass. Set pieces sorted as well - don’t bother with any defenders in the box when we defend as they don’t put it in there. When we have a set piece, just put it in top of their big gk. Who cares how they defend in training because we just foul him and PGMOL will OK it. They also have a big blond guy upfront who seems quite good and he makes some great runs. No need to follow him though because nobody passes to him”.

If anyone could see that we’d really be fecked :)
And don’t worry about their corners either, they’re shit at them
 
What would anyone would learn spying on our training sessions?

Spy to spymaster - “we’ve got them now - I’ve found out City pass the ball a hundred times before they shoot. Just let our player who can count to 100 tackle the player with the ball on the 100th pass. Set pieces sorted as well - don’t bother with any defenders in the box when we defend as they don’t put it in there. When we have a set piece, just put it in top of their big gk. Who cares how they defend in training because we just foul him and PGMOL will OK it. They also have a big blond guy upfront who seems quite good and he makes some great runs. No need to follow him though because nobody passes to him”.

If anyone could see that we’d really be fecked :)

"Pep must have rumbled us. They're playing a load of through balls to Haaland. Clearly throwing us a curveball because they'd never do that in a real match. I'm on my way back".
 
The gamble signing in January may just pay off - Barry now fit and finding the net.

Thought when he signed on loan he could be the difference. Best player in league one by a country mile.
 
Grimsby and Notts County to contest the League Two final with both teams wearing their home kits to confuse the fuck out of everybody.
Or just Grimsby in the final to upset GNIAC and his mates.
 
Listening to talksport now. This sounds like a right mess with Middlesbrough and Saints.

Boro players have been told to report for training tomorrow and not go on their holidays. Gibson saying he is adamant they should be put in the final if it’s proven Saints spied on them. Potential of the final being moved to the mid week between PL season ending and the CL final.
 
Uproar about Southampton ‘cheating’: something that happened all the time when City trained at Carrington but silence on that.
 
The whole thing is daft, it's a lad on his iPhone in a place he's allowed to be.

Fine them, warn them about future conduct. In no way should that be a sporting sanction.
 
The hearing to be held 4 days before the scheduled match, it's gonna get very messy, will be funny if Southampton get kicked out.

But at the end of the day, what about City :)
 

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