What would anyone would learn spying on our training sessions?
Spy to spymaster - “we’ve got them now - I’ve found out City pass the ball a hundred times before they shoot. Just let our player who can count to 100 tackle the player with the ball on the 100th pass. Set pieces sorted as well - don’t bother with any defenders in the box when we defend as they don’t put it in there. When we have a set piece, just put it in top of their big gk. Who cares how they defend in training because we just foul him and PGMOL will OK it. They also have a big blond guy upfront who seems quite good and he makes some great runs. No need to follow him though because nobody passes to him”.
If anyone could see that we’d really be fecked :)