United Thread | 2025/26

[hertsblue]

2nd home game in a row where they have scored via a handball, and both allowed. At least the BBC HYS is littered with comments calling it out

 

[Protein Junkie]

On the contrary, they'll be doing a lap of honour to show off Bruno the Rats football writers award and the We Beat Man City Cup.
Well worth the plastic cockneys missing their trains back to Euston for.

Assist record <cough,cough> assist record.

 

[Metal Biker]

 

[Blueboy73]

Assist record <cough,cough> assist record.

Oops how remiss of me to miss that.
I should go all Alan Partridge and call it "The joint most number of assists if you include taking corners" award.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

 

[Blueboy73]

2nd home game in a row where they have scored via a handball, and both allowed. At least the BBC HYS is littered with comments calling it out

Might as well be Celtic

 

[roman totale]

WTF is this shit?!?

Bruno Fernandes equals Premier League assists record - what do the stats say?

Bruno Fernandes has equalled the record for most assists in a Premier League season - BBC Sport looks at where he ranks as a creator.

www.bbc.com

 

[remember arthur mann]

2nd home game in a row where they have scored via a handball, and both allowed. At least the BBC HYS is littered with comments calling it out

It's all too obvious.

 

[dadnlad]

Oops how remiss of me to miss that.
I should go all Alan Partridge and call it "The joint most number of assists if you include taking corners" award.

well we never score from a corner ;)

 

[bada bing]

Look mum, no trophies

 

[Bald fraud]

I see they had a presentation for rat face on the pitch after the game and sky creaming their kecks over him. Did we do something similar for Kev when he equaled the record?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I see they had a presentation for rat face on the pitch after the game and sky creaming their kecks over him. Did we do something similar for Kev when he equaled the record?

Even Kev wouldn't have wanted one.

Suppose that's all they've got, shit awards from their mates.

 

[Gazza]

The ball was under his arm that long I thought they were taking a new team photo.

 

[Bald fraud]

Even Kev wouldn't have wanted one.

Suppose that's all they've got, shit awards from their mates.

The ref definitely knew they had this planned today with the framed shirt for their last home game and that’s why that goal was given 100%!

 

[Eaststander1]

Yet another highly dubious decision is given in the home teams favour at Old Trafford ....

 

[blumanchu]

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It Ain't half hot mum.. The game of snooker.

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If man u played snooker

 

[cheekybids]

We should have a sweepstake thread for when Carrick will get sacked. Traditionally with utd it's November.

AI says the average mean date for utd sackings is 24th December.

Ho ho ho……

 

[cheekybids]

Casemiro only got himself fit for the first time at the scum to be ready for the World Cup! He is taken the piss out of them since day one

Out of contract & suddenly playing his heart out…… hmmmm.

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

On the contrary, they'll be doing a lap of honour to show off Bruno the Rats football writers award and the We Beat Man City Cup.
Well worth the plastic cockneys missing their trains back to Euston for.

… but lost 2-3 on aggregate.

 

[Blueboy73]

… but lost 2-3 on aggregate.

Don't let any lurking Rags see that, they're insecure enough and will get their own back by posting on BBC Hys or calling Talkshite to say we're a small club with no fans.