Arsenal Thread | 2025/26

Good god this is a terrible take. I’m sorry I know this is a forum and everyone is entitled to a reasonable opinion but ‘fucking quality’ really??

Thankfully more and more people are starting to see just how bang average of a player this guy is and hopefully Paul will one day as well
He’s got a terrific engine, and seems to be a good lad with a good mentality - great to have on the team. But world-beating footballer he ain’t
 
I'll guarantee thousands of their mard arse fans won't attend the PL trophy parade due to sulking about last night. Tossers.
 
Heard their parade route has been changed last minute. Their bus will now be parked stationary outside the emirates for 120 minutes instead.

They’ll try to play it down on the parade today but you know every single one of them particularly Gabriel will have that loss on the forefront of their mind, the league was won weeks ago this will be raw ha ha .
Spot on. Proper dampener. They can claim they only wanted the league but the one they have never won was right there and they fully bottled it. That is going to sting massively less than 24 hours later for both the fans and the players. It will all be a show
 
The CL football is on it's way to the moon.
Follow it live on Arsenal TV along with Gabriel and Arteta in the studio tracking it's progress.
 
Dreadful performance for such a big game.

Arteta has demonstrated his desperation to succeed with his disgusting tactics over a few season now, culminating in finally fouling and cheating his way to a PL title ( with a massive contribution from PGMOL obviously ).

As somebody who worked with Pep , he clearly did not learn his chosen tactical approach from the master, unlike others.

A cowardly and cynical approach, he would have been better going to Atletico Madrid to hone his "style ".

He is one of Pep's disciples that I would hope never to see in any capacity at City.

And after the underhand manner of his departure to Arsenal, I would hope that the management feel exactly the same.
 
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And so it came to pass, in the year 2019, every Arsenal fan in the land knelt down and prayed to the lord for the second coming.
Unfortunately for them,God had already chosen his own club and to take the piss they are now coming second.
 
Much of the later media discussion this morning is about to move forward and sign world class forwards. One name touted is Julian Alvarez. Am I missing something?
 
What a great result!

I have absolutely no respect for ‘The’ Arsenal. Deluded, weird, hypocritical fanbase and club with a holier than thou attitude that completely ignores their history.

Throughout football history that club has stunk the place out:

Completely unearnt 107 years in the top flight after being voted into the First Division despite only finishing 5th in the Second Division.
Got bank loans to pay for Highbury and their fanbase has the temerity to say they’ve always done it ‘organically’ and moan at clubs with owner investment.
Performance enhancing drugs scandal of the 1920s.
Gave players signing on bonuses to get them to sign for them at a time it was against the rules, these players went on to win 5 league titles in a decade.
Chairman Norris took cuts from transfers Arsenal made for himself, even took money for selling the team bus for himself.
Norris and three other directors banned from football for life.
George Graham bung scandal.
Ray Parlour admitting Arsenal players were paid bonuses in offshore accounts.
Their fans chanting ‘your Dad washes elephants, you Mum is a whore’ towards Adebayor, then losing their shit when he dared to celebrate in front of them because of it.
Wenger always moaning about our owner and spending despite being perfectly happy to accept that very same money when we signed Kolo Clichy Adebayor Nasri and Sagna from them.
Their board writing a letter to the PL on Arsenal letter header paper demanding stricter financial regulations to hinder City.
Arteta telling Pep+Txiki he wasn’t leaving City only to meet with Arsenal at 2am in secret at his house and becoming their manager the next day and not having the guts to tell Pep+Txiki who found out about it when it broke in the press… Pep+Txiki were rightly furious with the shithouse.
Ring leaders in the Spiteful Nine signing that letter to the CAS to demand they upheld our UEFA ban.
Keown moaning about Pep smoking cigars when celebrating City winning trophies as ‘taking it too far’ when Keown karate chopped Van Niistelroy in the back of the head and screamed in his face after he missed a penalty against Arsenal.
Arteta’s antics on the sideline, never in his technical area, kicking balls away, kicking balls onto the pitch, running after opposition wingers and fullbacks to put them off… his awful brand of football with timewasting on an industrial scale and fake head injuries to enforce timeouts.
The MMA that goes on at every set piece that they take and getting away with it… had PIGMOL strings for years and it won them the title this season: United away, Chelsea at home, West Ham away to name but a few where they either wrestle someone to the ground, put people in headlocks, obstruct the keeper, deliberately elbow the corner away or then have a goal scored against them disallowed for the same shit they do and get away with.
Merino escaping a second yellow against Villa, Gabriel escaping a second yellow against Brentford, Gabriel escaping a red card for shoving his head into Haaland’s… they’ve had 7 VAR decisions go for them this season that PIGMOL admitted were wrong, the most in the league.

Fuck these cunts!

Over £1b spent for two Community Shields, one FA Cup and one PIGMOL assisted PL title, with arguably the biggest **** in football (certainly up there with Vinicius Junior) skying the crucial penalty over the bar on their big day out… what a sweet result!

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Rice the most performative narssistic **** since Gerrard, even worse than Henderson.
Loves the cameras. The «its not over» as soon as he saw the cameras after getting schooled by us was cringeworthy enough, considering they have had every decision going for them all season, had no competition until we suddenly started clicking in the last 2 months and they had the easier fixtures.

And now last night that stupid fucking smile after they because he banks on it getting immortalised if they ever come back and win it.

Not even gonna start with the fucking «scanning» he does because he craves to be talked about as a midfield great. Not a creative bone in his body and as far you can get from a midfield metronome. He is a runner and a effective one at that but trying to force him into discussions with the likes of prime Rodri is the Emperors fucking clothes. Post-ACL Rodri just cunted him about in at that point their biggest game in 22 years at the Etihad the other month
 
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