fetishes

when i have sex with her i always take a torch and when i come shine it on my face and laugh extremely loudly!
 
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unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!
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I'd have been right up her tubes.
 
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blueshine said:
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!
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I'd have been right up her tubes.
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i know mate,thats what she wants but i'm too much of a gentleman! it wouldn't be right!
 
I like to dress up in yellow wellies and an ice cream mans coat, and then go around popping balloons that are filled with blood and suspended from the ceiling by strings woven from my own public hair with a dart taped to the end of a lenght of bamboo rod. I also like longs walks in the park.
 
MCFC BOB said:
Raincoats.
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Tuearts right boot said:
blueshine said:
When your finger goes through the bog role as your wiping your arse,i always after smell my finger.
Don't know if that counts as a fetish or more a sign I'm fucked in the head.
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Does it count if your finger goes through the bog roll when your wiping someone elses arse......
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i think so
 
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unsworthblue said:
blueshine said:
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!
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I'd have been right up her tubes.
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i know mate,thats what she wants but i'm too much of a gentleman! it wouldn't be right!
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Better with you than some scrounging waster, also is she hot ? my ex used to love being choked to the point of passing out, made her get of with the force of a thousand suns. Had a great toy box to use with her, ahhh happy days.
 
unsworthblue said:
this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!
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its obviously not the same bird but I once copped for a bird in 5th Anenue who liked that, it came as a bit of a surprise to me, after sex she said to me "can I be frank" to which I replied "you can be anyone you like, love" thinking it was a joke. She then told me to give it her up the arse as hard as possible and to bite, pinch, throttle, pull her hair and just generally abuse her. I obliged but when I met my mates in the morning to go to the match one of them pointed out that if she cried rape I'd be fucked, especially as I couldn't even remember her name!

My fetish is not weird, I just like stockings on birds, the feel, the smell everything about them
 
Barcon said:
I like to dress up in yellow wellies and an ice cream mans coat, and then go around popping balloons that are filled with blood and suspended from the ceiling by strings woven from my own public hair with a dart taped to the end of a lenght of bamboo rod. I also like longs walks in the park.
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doesn't everyone ?
 
whp.blue said:
Barcon said:
I like to dress up in yellow wellies and an ice cream mans coat, and then go around popping balloons that are filled with blood and suspended from the ceiling by strings woven from my own public hair with a dart taped to the end of a lenght of bamboo rod. I also like longs walks in the park.
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doesn't everyone ?
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If he moves onto Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain then the law states a quick head shot.
 
blueshine said:
When your finger goes through the bog role as your wiping your arse,i always after smell my finger.
Don't know if that counts as a fetish or more a sign I'm fucked in the head.
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Wear pink Marigolds,adds to the excitement.
 
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