De Bruyne?

[TonyM]

 

[Ray78]

Since this saga started:

I have been to Kaghan.
Married my fiancée there.
Had a lot of sex with her.
Thought about having a baby.
Somehow I was able to persuade her to move to a different country.

Have you been to paradise?





Coat is on.

 

[The Doctor]

Kevin De Bruyne is a Manchester City player and is likely to travel to England tomorrow to complete his move. (via @StephanePauwels)

Pinch of salt or a mountain of coke.........?

 

[BenjaniMwaruwari]

He seems to be plugging his website an awful lot. This is probably bullshit.

 

[sam663]

From Thailand?

Nope. Kaghan is a stunning valley near Manshera. My wife is from Kashmir.

 

[Pam]

Someone needs to ring Vincent Kompany to get the gen on this. Anyone got his number?

 

[greasedupdeafguy]

 

[aguero93:20]

Pinch of salt or a mountain of coke.........?

Is he itk? Are we signing Nile Ranger?

 

[cleavers]

Agreed,but if one team starts taking the piss and getting away with it,what stops teams on future windows doing the same..

Does it matter if we can pay ?

The bigger picture though is that if we get these players in now, the next few windows will probably be quite quiet anyway, top youngsters mainly I expect.

 

[Barcon]

Kevin De Bruyne is a Manchester City player and is likely to travel to England tomorrow to complete his move. (via @StephanePauwels)

Snowman nipple?

 

[DiscoSteve]

 

[Pam]

In that case we'll be skint

Exactly.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

I never realised how big he is.

 

[greasedupdeafguy]

Pinch of salt or a mountain of coke.........?

fuck it the second one hes coming

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

This Belgian guy clearly knows his onions and is echoing what's coming from our own ITKs.

He's even got a viable replacement included in his story. Done deal.

 

[fredmont]

That's what I love about bluemoon. Every now and then a gem of a post comes along and suddenly everything seems right with the world.

Any chance of a 5th and 6th verse?

I tried but writer's block set in

 

[LoveCity]

Someone told me he is pretty reliable and that the article doesn't sound made up. Time will tell...

 

[bobmcfc]

"Kevin De Bruyne is now a Manchester City player. The agreement is therefore dropped into the day Monday and Red Devil on Tuesday likely will travel to England in order to close a soap opera with all details are set today."

Don't know much towards the reliability of this

Red devil ? Oh nooo

 

[Forzacitizens]

 

[Neville Kneville]

This Belgian guy clearly knows his onions and is echoing what's coming from our own ITKs.

He's even got a viable replacement included in his story. Done deal.

We can't be sure, until the Daily Mirror says he would have preferred Manchester Utd.