United Thread 2015/16

[manimanc]

When you're not from Manchester, I suppose it's hard to work up the level of hatred that the local fans (and they do have a few; Salford isn't that far away) feel.

And it seems it's always the plastic twats on there that never go and watch games in hd and pixels are the most bitter and twisted and vent their spleen about us.
And then have the neck to call us bitters.
Hilarious.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

the derby not too far away now, and we are looking good again. De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero will rip their back four to pieces

 

[stony]

Just had a quick scan through the thread on the caff (I know, bear with me!) that covers all the "other" PL matches on any given weekend. I was interested to see their reactions during that mad 20 minutes today. Anyway; cut to the chase. There's a poster on there, goes by the name ".Rossi". Fuck me. I thought we were supposed to be the bitter cunts. He even got verbally smacked down by a few others on there. He first shows up here;

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/premier-league-2015-16-week-8-october-3-4.410180/page-11

Utter thundercunt.

Haha, he's probably never even been to Manchester. Typical overseas rag getting indignant about the shift of power. You can tell how many of them are foreign by how much they wank over Silva and Aguero. The rags have had plenty of great players over the years but I would never drool over them. I'd hate them and grudgingly admire their skill but that's about it. The thought of salivating over some **** in red is alien to me.

 

[jimharri]

Haha, he's probably never even been to Manchester. Typical overseas rag getting indignant about the shift of power. You can tell how many of them are foreign by how much they wank over Silva and Aguero. The rags have had plenty of great players over the years but I would never drool over them. I'd hate them and grudgingly admire their skill but that's about it. The thought of salivating over some **** in red is alien to me.

You never drooled over Tom Cleverley, Phil "the face" Jones or the best player ever to tread this planet, Anthony Martial (aka "The Second Coming")?

 

[stony]

You never drooled over Tom Cleverley, Phil "the face" Jones or the best player ever to tread this planet, Anthony Martial (aka "The Second Coming")?

I might have snapped one off thinking about Phil's face when Aguero made him look a ****, but I don't like to dwell on it.

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

the derby not too far away now, and we are looking good again. De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero will rip their back four to pieces

We need our captain back asap, and we need our manager to realise that David Silva's best postion is as a old fashioned number 10, in the centre supporting Kun.

That was the change at half time, forget the personel change, Navas for Sterling, that mattered not one jot. What followed was an unbelievable 20 minutes of football, that was a pleasure to be in the ground to witness.

We'll be talking about Kuns 5 goals in years to come down the pub thats for sure.

 

[TonyM]

I actually think Silva is best for us right now out wide where he has more room and brings the best out of our full backs. If Yaya is fit I'd play ...

...............Aguero...........
DeBruyne .....Yaya .....Silva
...Fernandinho Fernando.....

Navas is a supersub at best and Sterling is too lightweight at the moment. He needs time to ease in. Again, maybe a supersub?

 

[manimanc]

Check out these gems from the bitter little rags during the first half .

Today at 15:42

#295

VanGaalEraFull Member

Joined: Jul 25, 2014 4,248

Shit defending, two players left free on the back post

Today at 15:35

#247

KMI’m afraid I just blue myself

Joined: Sep 18, 2008 34,085

City can lose 10 matches in a row and they still will be title favorites on the Caf. So far this season, we've put in better performances than them. Looks like KdB signing has completely fecked up their system btw.

Today at 15:34

#244

cybermanFull Member

Joined: May 26, 2010 2,708

No width from City at all. Time after time they play it out then turn back and play it back inside.
Their width seems to be 4 yards wide of each post.

Today at 15:33

#242

Red DreamsFull Member

Joined: Aug 16, 2003 35,881 Across the Universe....from Old Trafford.

De Byrne looks soft. Sterling looks the overated twat we all saw when he was at Liverpool...except the scousers

Today at 15:29

#224

AdisaFull Member

Joined: Nov 28, 2014 2,053 Birmingham

Had a look on bluemoon. Some real gems there but I don't want to jinx anything

Today at 15:29

#223

WRFormerly Wayne_Rooney

Joined: Sep 20, 2009 13,796 To Love Da Rivals

League's already ours and October has just started

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

lol...typical united comments especially that last one

 

[maccadon]

They're on about how we must be paying Sergio back handers to keep at the club. Silly shites.

Think it's called wages Pam.you and I know what they are but that work shy lot think that their "Pay" comes in your post box and you go to the post office.

 

[remember arthur mann]

They're on about how we must be paying Sergio back handers to keep at the club. Silly shites.

People in glass houses, Shrek !

 

[Ducado]

Haha, he's probably never even been to Manchester. Typical overseas rag getting indignant about the shift of power. You can tell how many of them are foreign by how much they wank over Silva and Aguero. The rags have had plenty of great players over the years but I would never drool over them. I'd hate them and grudgingly admire their skill but that's about it. The thought of salivating over some **** in red is alien to me.

Most of the members on there have never been to Manchester and the odd one who goes to a game is a forum celeb

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Oh dear......

 

[Bilboblue]

Ho ho, fkn ho !

 

[Sigh]

Channel 5 (Singapore) are reporting the haze is now expected to increase in density into Monday evening as plastics local and Indonesian are going to add to the ongoing forest fire problem by fake shirt burning. Wow.

 

[pete1970]

Tragic result for them
Tyler will be gutted
Brazil too
And red cafe explodes!!!!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Fuck em!

 

[worsleyweb]

Gone to 8-1 to win the league. The bookies don't fancy them at all.

 

[Blueknows]

Fellatio tells the ref to feck off a gets away with it
Rooney £300 k a week lol

 

[Vienna_70]

Just had a quick scan through the thread on the caff (I know, bear with me!) that covers all the "other" PL matches on any given weekend. I was interested to see their reactions during that mad 20 minutes today. Anyway; cut to the chase. There's a poster on there, goes by the name ".Rossi". Fuck me. I thought we were supposed to be the bitter cunts. He even got verbally smacked down by a few others on there. He first shows up here;

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/premier-league-2015-16-week-8-october-3-4.410180/page-11

Utter thundercunt.

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We fecking drew at home to this shit!

We don't have Aguerro, we have Rooney. That's why.

They're not all deluded.