Oleg Shatov

[Aguerovic]

Well, with the permission of @Prestwich_Blue this thread is here, this thread has been designed to have all the Shatov discussion in this thread.

As of 15/11/15, he is injured but he is fighting to a recovery. Shatov has a 1 goal in 2 game ratio, while being one of the top assisters in the CL behind Hulk. Shatov currently has 12 games played, with 6 goals and 4 assists in the league and 4 games played in the CL, boasting an impressive stat of 3 assists and a goal. Always handy for football scouts. His attacking flair is a microcosm of the brilliance of great vision, pace, passing and dribbling. He possesses the ability to create a goal out of the blue. His impressive stat is also complemented by his shear ability of creating chances for strikers.

With him attracting attention from Dortmund and an "unknown" big English club, he is moving to a move abroad sooner or later.

I say we go for him, he'd be a huge upgrade to Navas or Nasri.

 

[TCIB]

Shitting hell Shatov is back.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'd prefer Pissov or Fukov

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I'm predicting 1 out of every 20 messages will be relevant to his ability.

 

[bluemoon98]

Shatov! Shatov! Shatov!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Yes, a Shatner thread, what I have always wanted

 

[bluemoon98]

Is he real?

 

[kaz7]

Fuck sake PB

 

[Aguerovic]

Is he real?

Yes this is him,

Anything fake about him?

 

[Matty]

Has never, at any point, been good enough to play for City. In an inferior league (the Russian) he scores only on average 4 or 5 a season, and assists even less frequently. Quite what makes anyone think that's what we're missing, an attacking player who rarely scores, and hardly ever creates goals, is beyond me. There are so many better options out there.

 

[City_Sean]

Has never, at any point, been good enough to play for City. In an inferior league (the Russian) he scores only on average 4 or 5 a season, and assists even less frequently. Quite what makes anyone think that's what we're missing, an attacking player who rarely scores, and hardly ever creates goals, is beyond me. There are so many better options out there.

I've genuinely never seen him play, but if this is true then he's nowhere near the level we need.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

It was to try to stop him posting about the Russian **** in every other thread but he's already pissed me off by posting about him in the Axel Witsel thread when he promised he wouldn't do that. So having argued his case against other mods who were sick of seeing this shit all over the forum, he's now on my shit list and on very thin ice at the moment.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Watched him play in the Europa league the other night. You could've mistaken his heat map for a late night chippy queue.

 

[Phil1]

It was to try to stop him posting about the Russian **** in every other thread but he's already pissed me off by posting about him in the Axel Witsel thread when he promised he wouldn't do that. So having argued his case against other mods who were sick of seeing this shit all over the forum, he's now on my shit list and on very thin ice at the moment.

It's fucking weird his obsession with a second rate player who will never be good enough for us.

 

[Aguerovic]

Has never, at any point, been good enough to play for City. In an inferior league (the Russian) he scores only on average 4 or 5 a season, and assists even less frequently. Quite what makes anyone think that's what we're missing, an attacking player who rarely scores, and hardly ever creates goals, is beyond me. There are so many better options out there.

I'm glad something has been posted pertinent to the discussion. But you're wrong. You're using the stat of Shatov 2 years ago before he matured as a talent. There's always a breakthrough season for every player. Before Shatov ever matured, his game vs Dortmund in 2013 was what got me hooked to him. This year, he is complete different story. I don't need to mention his stats anymore. His stats are the most impressive despite his position, granted he is from a weaker league but he has showed class in the CL so far.

 

[TCIB]

Three HNNNG's for Shatov :-D

Poor old PB haha.

 

[kaz7]

It's fucking weird his obsession with a second rate player who will never be good enough for us.

I think it is Bill taking the piss or a banned poster just annoying us

 

[Matty]

Shatov has a 1 goal in 2 game ratio, while being one of the top assisters in the CL behind Hulk.

According to Wikipedia he's played 217 games and scored 30 goals, so not so much a 1 goal in 2 game ratio, more a 1 goal in 7.25 games.

 

[TCIB]

I'm glad something has been posted pertinent to the discussion. But you're wrong. You're using the stat of Shatov 2 years ago before he matured as a talent. There's always a breakthrough season for every player. Before Shatov ever matured, his game vs Dortmund in 2013 was what got me hooked to him. This year, he is complete different story. I don't need to mention his stats anymore. His stats are the most impressive despite his position, granted he is from a weaker league but he has showed class in the CL so far.

I bet Shatov fukcing hates it when that happens :-D

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I think it is Bill taking the piss or a banned poster just annoying us

I think its funny, but I dont think there are enough Shatner gifs on this board in general