United Thread 2015/16

[jimharri]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/memphis-depay-causes-stir-man-7076025

I'd love to see his advisor/agent's face when he saw that article.

 

[RandomJ]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/memphis-depay-causes-stir-man-7076025

I'd love to see his advisor/agent's face when he saw that article.

Footballer owns flash car. They really do scrape the bottom of the barrel at the Mirror.

 

[pudge]

It's like the winger who wears flashy boots but is utter wank, like Depay.

Although, Navas drives a Nissan Micra to be fair. Aware of reality..

 

[Goater=Legend]

What exactly did they want him to turn up in?

 

[jimharri]

What exactly did they want him to turn up in?

Maybe something slightly less ostentatious; a Beemer or a Merc, or a high end Range Rover? A convertible Roller is a bit OTT for a 21 year old, particularly when he hasn't pulled up many trees since arriving at the Meccano set.

 

[Silva_Spell]

They should go for Pochettino

- He's defensively sound whilst still able to score goals
- He's young so could stay long term
- He has already done well at 2 PL clubs
- He has already shown he can take a step up in terms of club stature

Hope they don't of course, hope they delude themselves that an unintelligent untrustworthy inexperienced 'legend' is the best course of action.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

It's like the winger who wears flashy boots but is utter wank, like Depay.

Although, Navas drives a Nissan Micra to be fair. Aware of reality..

Bet he got it free though.

If you're driving your own Rolls Royce, you haven't really understood the point of a Rolls Royce.

 

[yatesy94]

They should go for Pochettino

- He's defensively sound whilst still able to score goals
- He's young so could stay long term
- He has already done well at 2 PL clubs
- He has already shown he can take a step up in terms of club stature

Hope they don't of course, hope they delude themselves that an unintelligent untrustworthy inexperienced 'legend' is the best course of action.

Shhh stop talking sense Ed "Woody Woodpecker" WoodWard & United board of clowns might cotton on and decide to appoint someone like him. Anyway anybody they bring in now will always be living in Fergies shadow so its a near impossible task to keep their wanker fanbase completely satisfied.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I've changed my opinion now. I've been wanting them to pick up points here and there for a false hope of change of fortune. I now want them beaten at every opportunity because I believe TT is a dead man walking. We need mourinho to start from as low a points tally as possible.

Dead right.

And out of curiosity, how did they play v stoke, not seen any footage at all-just wondered how they set up,was it keep ball or long ball and what did the strikers do...anyone see the game?

 

[TCIB]

They have no rules in play regarding modest travel means to work, Barca have so they can bollock players.
Their ethos behind it is, show humility, you get paid well and part of the deal is driving to work in a sensible car, don't alienate fans and so forth.

Utd have no such rules, i also don't remember the press knocking Utd back in the day when Ferdinand was cruising into training in some 300k super car, fuck off.
Also very much a cheap shot by the press, just say you are now outraged Utd are shit and a decent scapegoat is Depay. He has after all been very poor.

 

[CelesteItis]

Come on you fucking Chavs!
I want the scum losing and relegated.

 

[chris63]

Come on you fucking Chavs!
I want the scum losing and relegated.

This :)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Utd have no such rules, i also don't remember the press knocking Utd back in the day when Ferdinand was cruising into training in some 300k super car, fuck off.

I think it looks a bit worse when you see some kid who's proved nothing turning up in a car like that, rather than an established world class player. But that's the way the game has gone, and he's by no means the only one. Still better than Stephen Ireland's Range Rover monstrosity.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Should take a leaf out of Michael Owen's book.

 

[Marvin]

I'd put the chances of a draw or Chelsea win at over 60%

 

[Blue Hefner]

I think it looks a bit worse when you see some kid who's proved nothing turning up in a car like that, rather than an established world class player. But that's the way the game has gone, and he's by no means the only one. Still better than Stephen Ireland's Range Rover monstrosity.

Depay reminds me a bit of Balotelli in the way that he seems more interested in being a footballer than actually playing football - he like being seen out, Rolls Royce, custom headrests etc but doesn't actually do much on the pitch. Well, nothing good anyway

 

[sir baconface]

Bet he got it free though.

If you're driving your own Rolls Royce, you haven't really understood the point of a Rolls Royce.

Ha. And if you are Giggs, the same principle applies to women.

 

[SWP's back]

Let's hope they beat Chelsea so they can keep the clown (Van Gaal) in charge long enough until Mourinho gets a top top job. He is the only manager who strikes fear in me if the RAG's get him as he is a trophy machine.. and has Guardiola's number from his time in Madrid (albeit one La Liga title win). If they got him after Whisky Nose quit instead of Moyes I dread to think what would've happened.. there is a reason there hardcore away fans was chanting his name. This is there chance to reverse that mistake, so I hope they keep Van Gaal !! =-X

In what way did he have Pep's number?

 

[East Level 2]

Is this the same Wigan De Pie that was a superstar signing who would rip the league to shreds as the rags steamed up the table? That's what it said in the papers.
He's piss poor and made the football media freak show look like the bunch of morons we know them to be, so now they're looking for a spot of revenge.
You've earned it Wigan so flaunt it. PS - Keep being shit on the pitch.

 

[Blue Smarties]

In what way did he have Pep's number?

Jose would prewarn Pep about his arse being ready to take Pep's bumming.