United Thread 2015/16

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It would be very funny initially, but you just know he'd be cheating his way to points and schmoozing refs and re-establishing their fear factor for at least the rest of the season.

It would be bad news for us.

No it wouldn't. You shouldn't be so frightened of a 74 year old man. It makes you appear pitifully effete.

 

[1961_vintage]

With discernibly lower morals.

Perhaps he has a larger proboscis?

 

[1961_vintage]

Bryan Riggs "Head coach"

GPC "Director of Football"

?????

But where would Pep fit?

 

[Oleole123]

There are rumours that Van Gaal is still trying to resign. His wife apparently hates living in Manchester and is persuing him to leave and go to Portugal. Also Van Gaal thinks he cant help them anymore

 

[r.soleofsalford]

There are football cliche's that are just recycled and become "fact" - contact = penalty - PL = best league in the world - City = biggest spending club on the planet and of course the Ushited way - a mystical method of playing that involves all out attack utilising at least 15 wingers 10 strikers and a world class goalie. And of course all these talented players are products of a thriving youth system overseen by the ghost of Matt Busby...... long may their delusion continue

you forgot the biggest club in the world bollocks

 

[TCIB]

Private hd streams (rtmp and acestream) for this, pm me for links if you need them.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

That Martial already diving like a pro, he'll fit right in with the rest of the scum.

 

[Sigh]

Starting to hear some clamour for Hughes to get the job. Oh yes please.

Massively dynamic. Guaranteed Europa league or thereabouts, odd FA Cup final, amazing press conferences, leaks to the press. They could do worse.

 

[BlueMojito]

Made me laugh

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

How many yeller cards are these Rags getting away with. We'd have picked up bookings for half the team if we'd have perpetrated the attacks on Hazard. They'll carry on with Atkinson doing very little until the Belgian limps off! Scarlet thugs!

 

[super_city_si]

Massively dynamic. Guaranteed Europa league or thereabouts, odd FA Cup final, amazing press conferences, leaks to the press. They could do worse.

You forgot stronger in the second half of the season

 

[inchy14]

You forgot stronger in the second half of the season

Obviously.

 

[big gaz]

How many yeller cards are these Rags getting away with. We'd have picked up bookings for half the team if we'd have perpetrated the attacks on Hazard. They'll carry on with Atkinson doing very little until the Belgian limps off! Scarlet thugs!

bit like swp not so many years ago.

 

[CityFan94]

I think the Mourinho scarves are a new low, even for United fans. Proper weirdos.

 

[pete1970]

Fkn Rooney
What a disgraceful foul
Nasty little ****

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

There is hope, go on Louis. You show um. haha

 

[Bluemoon115]

Another 0-0 draw, but don't worry United fans.

After Herrera got away with five fouls without a booking, numerous players got away with fouls on Hazard, Rooney got away with a blatant red card, players not being booked for diving, and Rooney being overhyped and getting MotM after doing fuck all, you're finally once again doing things the United way.

 

[roj]

It's time to have a rethink about how the tv money is distributed. There are far more entertaining teams without the privilege of pin cushion partners.

 

[cucumberman]

Chelsea was not up for it at all

 

[zandvoort blue]

Well done Raggies. Another 2 shots on target in 90 minutes.