Man stripping at the game today

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balotelli's back pocket

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Next to me today, for about 10 minutes this guy was standing up, taking his shirt off, dancing and girating, taunting the stewards, like proper no im spartacus shit. It was disturbing yet oddly nobody could take their eyes off him. And he had a flat cap on. Bizarre.
thng is, he actually got people excited (not like that). So if we want to boost the atmosphere, lets hire some strippers.
Own up, who was it? And how pissed were you?
 
Excellent. We need more stuff like this at the Etihad.

Slightly related: when has tits out Jackie last made an appearance?
 
balotelli's back pocket said:
Next to me today, for about 10 minutes this guy was standing up, taking his shirt off, dancing and girating, taunting the stewards, like proper no im spartacus shit. It was disturbing yet oddly nobody could take their eyes off him. And he had a flat cap on. Bizarre.
thng is, he actually got people excited (not like that). So if we want to boost the atmosphere, lets hire some strippers.
Own up, who was it? And how pissed were you?
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Was this right behind the goal in the south stand level 1? Saw a bit of commotion towards the end of the game right at the front.
 
For some reason I am really struggling to visualise this, and certainly why he would excite anyone like that or otherwise in todays weather.....strippers in flat caps to improve the atmosphere? The fact that you went to a football match and spent at least 10 mins of it, watching this flat cap wearing exotic dancer does potentially leave you with some very serious questions to answer.
 
mansour's tow ropes said:
Was this right behind the goal in the south stand level 1? Saw a bit of commotion towards the end of the game right at the front.
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No East Stand level 2 near the family stand. I was watching in shock from the family stand, especially when he started to take off his strides !!
 
purplenose said:
For some reason I am really struggling to visualise this, and certainly why he would excite anyone like that or otherwise in todays weather.....strippers in flat caps to improve the atmosphere? The fact that you went to a football match and spent at least 10 mins of it, watching this flat cap wearing exotic dancer does potentially leave you with some very serious questions to answer.
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Hah, 10 mins probably an exagerration, but hey, the game had slowed down and it was weird as fuck. You had to be there.
 
Dunne's own goal said:
Excellent. We need more stuff like this at the Etihad.

Slightly related: when has tits out Jackie last made an appearance?
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Mmmm , Jackie is an older lady and a great City supporter , last saw her a couple of weeks ago at the Everton Away game . She seems to be struggling with her eye sight as she was being led around by another lady . Lots of stories surround Jackie , not sure all are true .
 
bluemoon98 said:
Tits out Jackie is very true! Villa away last season ughh
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Yeah mate , fully aware of Jackies history , have witnessed it first hand in Mary d's !!!. Just think that we need treat her with the respect that her age brings ,am sure we have all done things that we regret .

Have never really spoken to her , except for a tearful conversation ( on her behalf ) in the airport after the Madrid game a couple of years ago
 
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