United Thread 2015/16

[Samsdad]

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

They are wank. Probably the worst team in the top 10

 

[kaz7]

jammy bastards

 

[purplenose]

jammy bastards

Always have been always will be the most spawny twats that ever set foot on earth, they are utter shite yet i bet they will still contrive to finish in the top 4....clearly with some help from the refereeing fraternity.

 

[almir]

this game epitomized all reasons I fucking hate them bastards.

 

[2sheikhs]

I watched it on nbc.
I take it that when shrek scored, Tyler was power wanking his scaley old pecker?

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

They're shit. Surely the luckiest team in the top ten?

If there was any justice them and Chelsea would swap places!

The rags have played worse than them over the course of the season, but keep fluking 1-0s!

What makes it worse is their constant fucking gloating afterwards.

Cunts to a man. From players to their shit, plastic fair weather fans!

 

[Sir peace frog]

I honestly stopped watching after 30 mins,no quality on either side, started watching again about 10 mins into the 2nd half gave it 10 mins again both teams are fucking clueless. stopped watching, then had a quick look ,united 1-0, didn't bother again.

 

[silverback]

I thought it was photo shopped, He cannot help himself can he?

 

[ianw16]

I hate having to listen on Talkshite, it's practically unlistenable; however, after the final whistle I did hear the presenter make the only sane comment of the day: "I'm convinced that the only thing between Man United and mid-table mediocrity, is De Gea."

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

I hate having to listen on Talkshite, it's practically unlistenable; however, after the final whistle I did hear the presenter make the only sane comment of the day: "I'm convinced that the only thing between Man United and mid-table mediocrity, is De Gea."

I bet whoever it is gets the sack for that !

 

[ianw16]

I bet whoever it is gets the sack for that !

Probably. Think it might have been Saggers, who used to be on 5live, if I remember rightly.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I thought it was photo shopped, He cannot help himself can he?

Love it, but it is photoshopped.

 

[mat]

I hate having to listen on Talkshite, it's practically unlistenable; however, after the final whistle I did hear the presenter make the only sane comment of the day: "I'm convinced that the only thing between Man United and mid-table mediocrity, is De Gea."

It's true.

Him and Shrek are saving him.

I wonder if Bryan Riggs has banged their birds?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Job done. Turtle safe for a while longer.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Love it, but it is photoshopped.

are you sure? Looks pretty real to me.

 

[blueinsa]

I thought it was photo shopped, He cannot help himself can he?

Head M.I.B for when he hangs up his boots and gurning face.

 

[mat]

Players in the crowd smacks of PR bullshit to me.

Will they be standing there for a 3pm non to kick off?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I watched it on nbc.
I take it that when shrek scored, Tyler was power wanking his scaley old pecker?

The NBC commentator was creaming himself every time whatshisname had a shot.... ''MaritAAALLLLLLLLL'

 

[ianw16]

are you sure? Looks pretty real to me.

I'm sure they said something on Talkshite about a couple of players being in amongst the rag sheeple.