purplenose
Well-Known Member
Don't worry chaps! I'm painting a bleak picture here, we have a cutting edge fishing patrol vessel out of Fraserburgh we can send up to sort this out...
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Dont worry though if they do come and bomb our few remaining military airfields we will just have to use the Harriers..........oh hang on, erm Dave you know those expensively upgraded Harriers you sold to the Yanks for fuck all, well you might want to call the Pentagon if we could borrow them back....